If you're gonna use 'cute' misspellings, at least spell it the way it sounds, willya?

The BBQ Pit
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•Syfy, as any idiot can see, is a word that would rhyme with “wifey” or “high fee”. As such, it’s a very bad choice for a new & improved respelling of “Sci Fi”.

• Don’t even get me started on “Flavor Flav”

• Your stain remover is not Spoty, your air freshener will not give me Suni Days. I can tolerate Rold Gold (although I still miss Mister Salty) but FrozFruit is NotCute. It’s not funy. I am so not using your product.

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kewl.

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Wut?

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Actually, it looks to me like it should rhyme with Biffy.

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d00d i no rite?

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That hurt my eyes!

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u mus not deel wif man-e teens den cuz day bscly dont no how english wurks

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Not that the rest of your OP isn’t also worthy, but I don’t think I would mind if they summarily executed those who were responsible for that name change. I was struck catatonic when I first saw that abomination at the end of one of their commercials. ETA: I will probably be jailed, subsequent the moment I see “Syfy” on top of a bookshelf.

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I hate it when people want to draw out a word for effect, but they draw out the wrong letter:

Whattttttttt?

or

Nnnnnnnnno!

And yeah, I really hate it when anything is misspelled for marketing purposes.

Other than that, I don’t really currrr.

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I have a teen and I would strangle her if she did this.
I’m sure she does with her friends, but what I don’t know wont hurt me, much.

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I can haz moar cute spellings noa?

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Not really along the strict line of the OP, but I hate the logo for “Pretzel Time”

http://www.worldfranchising.com/logos/1149191291.gif

They’ve got a pretzel for the M in Time, but since the letters are green and the pretzel is brown, when I see it my brain says “pretzel” not “M”. So I read the Pretzel Time logo as “Pretzel T-I-Pretzel-E.” I do that out loud as well.

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Hey, I resemble that remark!

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Heheh. On AIM when one of my friends says something obvious, my favorite thing to do is reply “OMG EYENORITE?!?!?!?!”

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lrn2english amiright?

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Wait…what?

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I assume because, out of context, most people would probably pronounce Flav to rhyme with Have.

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thx

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My particular bugbear is "n’ "used to replace “and”,as in salt n’ vinegar,or fish n’ chips.

It was introduced many years ago as I recall for crisps(U.S. chips) in the U.K. to appeal to the “thick bastards” market.

Are you stupid n’ a poor speller then these crisps r 4 u!!!

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You forgot to say kthxbai