Davis dopers: whats with the friggen ducks?

[CynicalGabe]

Damn! These bloody mallards are everywhere. Almost ran some over the other day driving downtown, they were strolling across the road. Somehow, I failed to anticipate [i]mallards[/a] in the middle of 3rd street. Damn things.

Also, why do they want to sleep between the gas pumps where i work. These things are unfathomable.

Sigh. That time of year I guess. At least I haven't seen any violent necrophiliac duck raping yet.

[neofishboy]

Originally Posted by CynicalGabe

Sigh. That time of year I guess. At least I haven't seen any violent necrophiliac duck raping yet.

And you're not going to with that attitude. C'mon man, you have to make it happen! I believe in you!

[ouryL]

Originally Posted by CynicalGabe

Damn! These bloody mallards are everywhere. Almost ran some over the other day driving downtown, they were strolling across the road. Somehow, I failed to anticipate [i]mallards[/a] in the middle of 3rd street. Damn things.

Also, why do they want to sleep between the gas pumps where i work. These things are unfathomable.

Sigh. That time of year I guess. At least I haven't seen any violent necrophiliac duck raping yet.

Mallards are ducks?

Gee, pretty soon you'll be telling us they are not the state bird of Minnesota!!

[Jenaroph]

Originally Posted by ouryL

Mallards are ducks?

Not sure if this is a big whoosh, but...yes.

Mallards

The Mallard is probably the most widely known wild duck in North America.

[Scott Plaid]

Originally Posted by CynicalGabe

That time of year I guess. At least I haven't seen any violent necrophiliac duck raping yet.

Well, I was going to post something about reasons for new laws, but the OP beat me to it.

Well, on this page, I see what a califorian has to do to get a hunting license soo....

I supose the cops might have a problem with you taking out a gun and blowing away one of those quackers in public however.

[Twoflower]

The lawn by Mrak Hall must have reached carrying capacity. They're dispersing and looking for other favorable habitats. The gas pumps are on an island, yes?

[amarinth]

Hey!

I haven't lived in Davis since I was a very little girl - but I fed those ducks. (Or those ducks' grandparents or something (how long is a duck generation, anyway?)) And I have many pleasant memories of feeding ducks in Davis.

Leave the ducks alone.