HP Pufnstuf : Will Jimmy and the gang elude the carnivorous hijinx of Whitchiphu and Oldone?
Good Night Keith Moon : “Good night, bottle. Good night, bong. Good night, groupie. Good night.”
The Velvet Teen Rabbit : Come along with our young “furry” friends to their very first FurCon!
Pippi Hiphuggers : In a Dutch twist on the Swedish tale, join Pippi and her low-rider sportin’ pals as they head out from her wacky houseboat to explore Amsterdam’s red light district.
The Book Formerly Known as The Little Prince : In which our little hero marries his rose, annuls the marriage, gets married again, annuls again, then divorces.
The House at Poo Corner : Classic sequel to Now We Are Sick
Where the Wild Things Are Buried
Shodan
March 22, 2005, 8:17pm
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To Think That I Saw It on Christopher Street , by Dr. Suess
Heather Has Two Mommies, But Her Daddy was a Turkey Baster
The Show and Tell Book of Genitalia - this is a pop-up book
The Pokey Little Puppy Gets Run Over
The Berenstain Bears Learn about Nocturnal Emissions
Where the Sidewalk Ends and the Zombie Graveyard Begins
Grover Makes Friends with Bimby, the Sesame Street-walker
Return to Neverland - This Time With a Subpoena
Regards,
Curious George and the Law Against Keeping Exotic Animals
The Baby-Sitters Club Super Special: Inner City Detroit Vacation
The Baby-Sitters Club: Claudia’s Rejection From Art School
Nancy Drew and the Case of the Cannibalistic Serial Killer
The Hardy Boys: The Mystery of the Foaming Mad Dog
Are You There Satan? It’s Me, Charles Manson
My Teacher Is An Illegal Alien
The Three Little Mole Rats
A Visual Encyclopedia to Septic Tanks
Henry Huggins and the Bomb Shelter
Danny Dunn and his Doomsday Machine
Henry Reed’s Bitter Divorce
The Great Brain and the Great War
The Hippies of Oz
Golden Books Presents: Grandpa Mao’s Lil Red Book
Curious George and the Holy Inquisition
Why Heather and her “mommies” Were Sent to the Camps
Why You LOVE Big Brother
Bionic Bunny vs. the Elders of Zion
Nny’s Bedtime Tales
The Trouble With Harry Potter
Did you know that The Hunchback Of Notre Dame is in the children’s section simply because it was turned into a Disney movie? :rolleyes:
The Sexual Adventures of Huckleberry Finn One Bitch, Two Bitch, Red Bitch, Blue Bitch 10 Chainsaws Up on Top Old Yeller Dies at the End of This Book President Bush is Your Real Daddy Germss: Silent, Invisible and Deadly
Encyclopedia Brown and the Trenchcoat Mafia
James and the Giant Polyp
Let’s draw Betty and Veronica naked.
(I would have loved that when I was a kid, though)
Are You My Case Worker?
The Cheating, Stealing, Lying Tree
The Cat in the Straight Jacket
How the Grinch Stole Pearl Harbor Day
If You Give a Mouse a Bong
Green Eggs and Stools
The Very Hungover Caterpiller
Goosebumps: The Yellow Stain on the Pants
Wayside School is Imploding
Harold and the Permanent Purple Sharpie Over Mommy’s White Carpet
Clifford the Big Red Commie
Goodnight Moon, I’m Ready for Some Poon
The Powerpuff Girls Reach Puberty
Bathtime With Andrea Yates
Uncle Shelby’s ABZ Book adapted from an article in Playboy Magazine.
I was the last to post, but that was a few hours ago, and I have now seen something incredible:
Corrupt thy children . A collection of photoshopped images of children’s book, altered to be horrible, at http://www.worth1000.com , including:
Where the furry things are, by Marice Sendack, (with a surpisingly hot furry) Paddington Blows Chow on a Bobby
Encyclopedia Brown Gets Expirgated.
Encyclopedia Brownshirt
The Great Brain Tumor
Horton Hears The Who
A Boy’s First Book of Castration Fears
Nancy Drew In the Kitchen Where She Belongs!
The Powerpuff Boys
Funk & Wagnalls Encyclopedia of Monsters Under the Bed
The Golden Book of Blackheads Another pop-up book
One I’ve heard of: Bi-Curious George
Hypno-Toad:
Horton Hears The Who
That one was done as a Bizarro cartoon once. It showed the smiling elephant sitting in an audience full of shouting, lighter-waving rock fans.
A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Tiny Testicles
A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Jittery Junkie
Raggedy Ann and the Thrift Store
The Berenstein Bears: Sister Needs Ritalin
Beezus’s Teenage Pregnancy (this one is by Beverly Cleary)
Children’s Guide to the Presidents of the United States by Hunter S. Thompson (author of A Children’s Guide to Las Vegas )
Charlie and the Cigarette Factory
A Clockwork Orange: Coloring Book
Nancy Drew Does the Hardy Boys
The Bobbsey Twins go to Vegas
Tom Swift and his Nuclear Dildo