Curious George Tests Shampoo
The Crackhouse at Pooh Corners
Peter Rabbit and the Shining Wire
The Little Engine That Gave Up
Green Eggs and Ham : The Food Poisoning Coloring Book
Three Little Pigs : Armed Response
The Hobo With The Open Sore
There was a joke passed along the internet with these types of titles. My favorite was Curious George and the Electrical Fence .
**You’re Different, and That’s Bad
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
If You Give A Man A Blowjob
The Pie-Eyed Piper
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And let’s not forget the truly horrible ones:
**The Song of the South
Sambo
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Heather Has Two Bombies
The Berenstain Bears in Basic Training
John Wayne Gacy’s Big Book of Clowns
The Ugly Duckling and Archetypal Body Image Issues
Goldilocks the Home Invader
Bambi & Thumper Meet the Taxidermist
** Mommy, It Hurts when I Pee**
Curious George’s Man and Superman
The Berenstain Bears and the Prophet Mohammed (Peace be Upon Him)
Dora the Explorer and the Flowery Wars
The Magic Schoolbus and the Heat Death of the Cosmos
The Book of Virtues: The Exciting World of Nihilism and YOU!
Danny Dunn and the Infernal Machine
Thomas Harris’ Hardy Boys Adventures
Michael Jackson’s Neverland Surprise Pop-up Book
Curious George and the Self Destruct Button
Goldilocks and the Three Bears : Forest Gangbang
The Grinch Who Stole Christmas and Wasn’t Sorry
[Family Guy]
No One Poops But You
You’re a Naughty Child, and That’s Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You
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Blue’s Murder Clues
Sesame Street Walker Bedtime Stories (Pop-Up Edition)
Maurice Sendak’s Little Bear: The Rage Within
The Giving Ent
Harry Potter and the Witch of Chlamydia
Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Puberty, But Were (Rightfully) Too Ashamed to Ask
Charlotte’s Web II: Fern Gets Trichinosis
Caddie Woodlawn: The Porn Years
Heidi and the Randy Goat
Little Whorehouse on the Prairie
Everyone You Love Will Die: A Popup Book
Fluffy and the Speeding Semi
12 Successful temper tantrum tips for the child who wants everything
Black Beauty (the KKK years)
The Famous Five - Operation Enduring Freedom
Elementary English - George Bush