From here:
How dare he mention himself in the same breath as Nelson Mandela and Muhammad Ali? How dare he?
Oh… I get it… He is courageously, selflessly, and steadfastly standing up for the right of black men everywhere to sleep with 12 year old boys.
Fucknugget.
And of course I forgot the quote.
Michael Jackson’s black?
I hadn’t realized that white women were an oppressed minority…
Well, someone was going to say it!
Seriously, this makes no sense. Mandela was guilty of the charges against him (sabotage, treason, etc). That the government he was rebelling against was morally repugnant doesn’t mean he was falsely accused. Ali was engaged in civil disobedience, which involves taking your legal lumps to make your point. There just aren’t any analogous elements between the cases.
The more apt comparison would be OJ.
Racist!
</David Brent>
I thought MJ was an alien.
huh.
It comes and goes apparantly…
I couldn’t get as white as MJ without a bucket of paint. And I’m as white as white boys get.
Sorry. I’ve got nothing. Michael Jackson is satire proof. No matter what you think of to say about him, he’s already said something far more outrageous about himself. Michael Jackson has become the ultimate parody of Michael Jackson.
Am I the only who who thought of Magic: the Gathering?
The Race Card
Enchantment
Cost: 1 colorless mana and 1 mana of any color but white
While The Race Card is in play, caster may spend one mana of any color but white to counter any spell cast by his or her opponent.
Special: The Race Card may not be affected by white spells or effects.
Ah heck, someone beat me to it… and theirs is better.
Protection from white, easy non-blue counterspells, and a cost of only 2 mana? Man, that’s a pretty good enchantment. I’d rather have this one than the other guy’s.
That card being “other”.
Comedian Tim Wilson said it about Al Gore, but I’m going to apply it to Michael Jackson:
“I may be Caucasian, but that’s a white sumbitch, right there.”
Somewhere between 83 and 87, something went terribly wrong:
http://www.unknownwriter.com/etc/bizzare_transformation.html
(MJ photo collection from 71-present)
Oh, come on. It’s not like that this is the first time that he’s pulled this shit. Remember when his last album didn’t sell well and he and Sharpton tried to blame it on Sony being racist? Nevermind that he hasn’t had a big selling album in years (think that maybe pissing Quincy Jones off might have something to do with it?), and that at least in the US his popularity has been on the wane for quite some time.
I think somewhere between 71 and 74 is when the true problems happend.
Let the transormations begin.
I think I was reading a post about chimeras or some such cross between amimals and humans the likelyhood and possablilities…
Oh god, I laughed so hard at that. I’m afraid some David Brentism’s are going to become the next 1920’s Style Death Ray thing.
Oh, and my post above was in response to this post.
In '97, he turned into LaToya.
Sung to the tune of, “The Battle of New Orleans”
[sup]With apologies to Jimmy Driftwood, Johnny Horton, et al[/sup]
[sup]Intro: snare drum. Rat-tat ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-taaa. Rat-tat ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-taaa.[/sup]
In twenty o-five we took a little trip,
Along with Michael Jackson now in court about his strip.
We said that he is guilty and we said that he’s obscene,
The press all had to know just what went on behind the scene.
Oh he hired his lawyers and the charges kept a coming,
Twice as many as there was awhile ago.
He hired one more and they were rather cunning
On down to county jail ~ I hope his ass they’re gonna throw.
[sup]Rat-tat ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-taaa. Rat-tat ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-taaa.[/sup]
Oh it looks like the evidence the jury may well snub.
He was whining that he hurt his back while slippin’ in the tub.
They sifted through the clues and then they poured through all the hints.
The smoking gun appears to be the porn with fingerprints.
(Chorus)
[sup]Rat-tat ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-taaa. Rat-tat ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-taaa.[/sup]
Prosecution said that he had took ’em by surprise,
Jacko said, “It’s natural,” as he gazed into their eyes.
He filled their heads with alcohol and showed them his behind,
But when he touched those little kids, that fucker lost his mind.
Oh ~ he ran from the trials and he ran from the questions,
He ran into his mansion where a hobbit wouldn’t go.
He ran so fast that the law couldn’t catch him.
On down to county jail ~ I hope his ass they’re gonna throw.
[sup]Rat-tat ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-taaa. Rat-tat ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-taaa.[/sup]
Cried crocodile tears until his face had melted down,
He grabbed a friendly interview and spewed another round.
I tried to hold my ire, but then that little prick,
Had likened it to Mandela ~ that nearly made me sick.
(Chorus)
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