Johnny Cochran Died

No cite yet, but I just heard on the news that he died.

That’s suprising, to me anyway.

Wikipedia isn’t the greatest cite. But it’ll do for now.

Wiki

CNN now confirming.

“If the coffin fits, you must obit!”

When the Grim Reaper knocks, you must get in the box.

Oh that’s bad, but funny.

Yes, I’m going to hell.

/Larry the Cable Guy ON

Now I don’t care who you are, THAT is funny …

/Larry OFF
Surprising to me, too. I hope he was ready to go.

He died of a coughing fit?

When Skippy done link, this thread no longer sink.

…and I’m right behind you…

Oh, and:

… from my previous link.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/29/cochran.obit/index.html

Yo, we’re down here

Makes me wish I believed in an afterlife, 'cause he’s got some ‘splainin’ to do to Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman . . .

Feels like lead?
He must be dead.

Rest in peace,
you’re now deceased.

If he’s not tired,
he must be expired.

Like him, hate him.
But he was one of the greatest trial lawyers in American history.
Right up there with Webster.

He’s not only merely dead, he’s really quite sincerely dead.

Wait, that’s not right. Um, if this van’s a rockin’, don’t bother knockin’?

I’ll figure it out eventually.

If Chewbacca is a Wookie, you must acquit! Look at the monkey! Look at the monkey!

Stranger

If the pulse don’t beat, the man’s dead meat.

He’s not lazy, he’s just pushin’ up daisies.

That must be the breath on the back of my neck . . . . . :wink:

Marley23, that was great.
oooh, I’m going to burn.