Holy crap, I’m sick of hearing “feeding tube”.
Now that Schiavo is about to leave these earthly confines, the feeding tube lobby has infiltrated the airwaves again, by getting the Pope on a feeding tube.
No word on whether they actually call what’s passing through it “holy crap”.
I just got my feeding tube pulled out a couple of weeks ago.
‘Tis the Year O’ The Feeding Tube!
I’m starting to call everything a feeding tube.
Straw for your soda? feeding tube.
Dachtsund eating a bowl of kibble? Feeding tube.
Banana? Feeding tube.
My pencil? Writing tube.
What I hate is when one of the talking heads shortens it to feed tube. It just creeps me out for some reason. It’s feeding tube. I-N-G.
You wanna get together at Panera and strap on the feeding tube again?
Pssssstt…it’s nickname is PEG.
(Percutaneous Endoscopic Gastrostomy er-tube–so they don’ t use the T!)
You could rif on PEG for awhile, if that helps.
Feeding Tube, Feeding Tube,
Dumdum alum the night.
Feeding Tube, Feeding Tube,
Dun de dun dum plight.
He steals dumdum dun
And dumdum dum dee
Feeding dun, Feeding dee, dum dum dum.
Sorry…I just realized that that’s been running through my head since I first read that thread title a few hours ago…
Plate o’ shrimp.
Moving this from IMHO to The BBQ Pit.
Don’t you think all the best threads end up here…
Anyway, PEG goes straight in through the side while the Pope and Falwell have their tubes stuck up in their noses, although the Pope may get switched to PEG, according to some reports.
Blow job=feeding tube.
This sort of thread only feeds the tube.
Is that what you want?
If you’re tired of hearing about it, DNFTT.
-Do Not Feed the Tube!
And it may help to throw the term “pegging” (per Dan Savage) into the mix for some really sick riffing.
Not always. I remember years ago, there was a girl who got pegged in the head. With a lawn dart. Her dad didn’t see her, that’s the worst part. Yep, she was pegged in the head with a lawn dart. That’s why they’re off the shelves at the K-mart.
Feeding Tube. Feeding Tube. Feeding Tube.
Reinamakafrau
what does "reinamakafrau mean?
cleaning woman.
CLEANING WOMAN!
Crack is bad, mmmkay?
I just hope the two of them “peg out” sooner rather than later.
Sure, if I can get coffee in my feeding tube.
I was watching TV last night, and Entertainment Tonight came on. Before I could find the remote, I heard, “Tonight in entertainment news: the Pope gets a feeding tube!”
What the fuck is entertaining about that?
Depends where they put it in. :eek: