Tangent:
1 : Meeting a curve or surface in a single point
2 : Diverging from an original purpose or course
Serial hijackers, here’s your chance to ply your trade at will.
Btw, this thread isn’t about polite men with dark skin tone. Which reminds me, there’s this place nearby called “Hair-Tan & Nails”. Cracks me up every time.
I used to get my nails done every week, but then I became a hippie chick and gilding the lily become much less labor intensive. Now, of course, I’m washing my hands 4 bijillion times a day with this awful stuff they make us scrub with at the hospital, so my nails are cracking off all over the place. Makes me want to go get them done again. But a hippie chick with a manicure looks kinda weird…
Gah! WhyNot, meet “Post Reply”. Avoid “Reply”. Duly noted. :smack:
I haven’t had a hangnail in years, but I’ve had two in the last week. Damn they’re annoying. Plus I was a bit careless when I was clipping my toenails, so had a painful nail/cuticle thing happening on my right foot as well.
I actually don’t know what a hangnail is. Apparently I’ve never had one.
I’ve also never had a hangnail. You know what else I’ve never had? Sex.
I’ve had sex. It’s a lot nicer than hangnails.
No doubt, the sex is great. Really really great.
But that wallpaper has got to go. It’s in the bedroom right by the bed (where the sex occurs) and I just hate the pattern, you know?
That and the drywall. That’s got to go too.
In fact, let’s move, I hate this whole building.
Oh, I’m sorry, I thought this was the non sequitor thread, not the tangent thread. My mistake.
Speaking of moving, we finally found a place to move to. We found a six bedroom farmhouse just outside of town. Totally isolated, but only 10 minutes from downtown.
And it’s got a bunch of outbuildings, including a chicken coop. So I’m gonna get some chickens, and if they don’t lay eggs, i’m gonna eat them. With dumplings.
Speaking of dumplings, it has always seemed to me that this word ought to refer to small, cute things that have been dumped.
Mara was a cute little thing. Too bad it didn’t work out. Speaking of working out, I need to get back in the gym and get serious about losing some weight and getting back in shape. Maybe I’ll start tomorrow.
Speaking of “Tomorrow,” whatever happened to Andrea McArdle?
Andrea McArdle was at Joe’s Pub in NYC on March 13. Link.
But in NYC right now is Spamalot. I’m going to see that in May; a friend and I bought each other tickets as birthday presents.
I had brunch in NYC once, and the eggs were a little undercooked. I made up for that disappointment later that day by visiting a “novelty” shop that had penis shaped muffin pans.
I have a penis. So do a lot of my friends.
Speaking of friends, I spent half the weekend helping one of my friends retrieve some heavy furniture out of storage. Between the stairs and the lifting I think I got a better workout than I would have at the gym. I was pretty tired, though, and had to take some ibuprofen for my sore muscles today.
On the subject of weekends, this one sucked a bit. I think I’m getting a cold and my girlfriend and I had a big fight to top it off today.
Speaking of colds, I got through this winter without getting one. I did get that Norwalk Virus (barfy stomach bug) that was going around, though.
I’ve got to know – are the penises (that ensued) oriented horizontally or vertically? and if vertically, which end was up?