This was just too good to pass up. From the front page of “New Posts”:
**Did we get “balls” from Italian Immigrants?
Colbert’s balls**
:eek: 
** More UFO cover-ups
"Criminalizing Illegal Aliens "**
Cafe Society:
Films & television shows that have been 'de-gayed"
Sopranos 4/30 "Johnny Cakes"
No, I think you missed a spot.
For Terry Pratchett enthusiasts with money:
I have a can of salmon. Now What?
**Slightly Morbid (to me) Question
Is This Funny?**
A threesome in New Posts I liked:
Recovering ex-Catholics share your strategies
Someone broke into my apartment tonight.
Do bodies today need less embalming fluid?
Whoa…maybe not such a good strategy, eh?
One from MPSIMS:
**Wedding Observations
How to go through 5 diapers in one changing **
Putting the cart before the horse, are we?
**Get yer Red Hot Sequential Threads here!
Damn, but I’m lucky. **
Me too!
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Preventing oil-sludge buildup
Pork - The Breakfast of Champions
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I think we need a little ignorance-fighting here… :dubious:
**Lost 2.20: “Two for the Road”
What would happen if we took a trip and only made left turns? **
Left turns, right turns, it doesn’t matter. It’s an island, silly!
**Damn, but I’m lucky.
I think I’ve located the dumbest and/or sickest person in the world **
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Get yer Red Hot Sequential Threads here!
Seen on a sign across from Wal-Mart.
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wow, a sdmb post is advertised accross the street from Wal-mart?
Is This Funny?
and
How to Go Through 5 Diapers In One Changing
Well… I for one would not be laughing…
From New Posts:
**My wife does not appreciate my nuts (probably TMI. probably.) **
Perhaps she prefers…
Colbert’s Balls
More:
New Posts:
**Mascara Recommendations
Selecting randomly from five options, using only a coin
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:dubious: Thought you wanted recommendations?
**Is Cheney insane?
Does chewing tobacco contain fiberglass?
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Does a bear shit in the woods?
**I think I’ve located the dumbest and/or sickest person in the world
Can Zombies send e-mail? **
I think zombies are a little past “sick”.
And from the Pit, a threesome:
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Another repeat of a request
Lying whore.
No more iPods in France?**
All right, all right, no more iPods in France! Sheesh.
Strange cat behavior
The Mewing, my god, The Mewing…
You possibly know less about cats than you think :dubious:
** Do you wet your toothbrush before brushing?
Ask the hydrophobe! **
Okay. “Do you wet your…” “AAAARGGGHHH!!!”
A surprising amount of modern technology is almost totally useless
This is sure to piss someone off
98% of baby boomers trying to schedule their VCR to record Survivor agree.
To tiny ham:
Fond childhood memory turned demonic possession.
You know, as long as tiny ham is soliciting stories…
From GQ:
Placing coins on the Brides nipples wedding custom
HDTV Question: HDMI/DVI cable vs. Component
Definitely go with DVI. You’ll be able to make out the denominations a *lot easier…
GQ:
**When potential employers ask you, " …
How Much For a Toe?
**…run. Quick.
**Help Me Pick a New Name Please!
Death is not an option **
OK, you want a new name but Death is out. Hmmm, let me see…
**Salty sayings
To tiny ham:**
I agree that ham can be salty but is that really a saying?
There’s a brown recluse in my room
So I’m Going To Antartica…
That is an extreme way to deal with the problem
From Cafe Society:
**TV Moments That Scarred You For Life
IT"S BACK!! Futurama Rises From The Grave! **