**I moved out yesterday!
Airport Stories: Success!**
This sounds like a promo for that movie with Tom Hanks … The Terminal?
Death is not an option
Someone shoot me.
Make up your mind, man!
Salty sayings
My wife does not appreciate my nuts (probably TMI. probably.)
Too much salt?
From new posts:
Mr. Brown can poo, can you? How often? (TMI)
2006 Weight Loss Club - May
There’s got to be a better way.
Maybe he just wants a cool scar to show all the girls.
MPSIMS:
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What was your after-prom like?
High Point of Bush’s Presidency **
Mr. President!
**Enlighten me about “Non-Dieting”
Butter or margarine? **
Yep, either is a highly effective way of not dieting.
You beat me to that one! 
But not to fear… I found more! 
In Humble Opinion:
Potty Training Problem
and
Need You Guys’ Help With a Relocation Question
(Wow… that must be SOME potty training problem…)
Memories That Last Longer Than a Minute
and
Anniversaries and How To Celebrate Them
(Let’s HOPE it lasts longer than a minute…)
Did YOu Go To Your Prom?
and
Your Finger Is In Your Nose
(I just don’t know what to say to this.)
In MPSIMS:
A triple play!
Lawrence?
Help Me Pick a New Name Please
and
David Blaine Is Above All…An Idiot
(OK… So Lawrence and David Blaine are out. How about… Fred?)
I Have Got to Know Why Oprah Didn’t Marry
and
High Point of Bush’s Presidency
(Um…OK.)
And my Number 1 Sequential Thread for today…
My Wife Does Not Appreciate My Nuts
and
This Is Sure To Piss Someone Off
(Ummmm… it’s YOUR wife… YOUR nuts. I’d say the only one o be pissed off might be… YOU???)
**New Super Soaker shoots semen all over children
MMP - Springtime is for Lovers **
Someone broke into my apartment last night.
Lawrence?
Lawrence got some ‘splainin’ to do.
And this just in:
Things to do in Charleston, SC?
I am a psychopath!
I’m sure it can’t be that boring in Charleston that even a psychopath couldn’t find something to do…
Damn, but I’m lucky.
I am a psychopath!
I think we have a new “Are you a psychopath?” test:
Is being a psychopath lucky?
a. Yes.
b. No.
**New Super Soaker shoots semen all over children
Quit creating “smart” products that do things I didn’t ask them to do! **
Weird things to say to the stranger seated next to you at the ballpark
So, You’re God…
My rule is, if someone asks you if you’re a god, say yes!
A couple from IMHO:
Weird things to say to the stranger seated next to you at the ballpark
The European Parliament should be located in Brussels
An American ballpark? Yeah, that’s pretty weird.
What’s the single most boring, yet wildly popular, topic of conversation?
So, You’re God…
I must be hanging out in the wrong social circles.
What’s the single most boring, yet wildly popular, topic of conversation?
Are you a shoe person or a barefooter? ( 1, 2 )
When did you first notice an adult actress who was younger than you?
TV Moments That Scarred You For Life
Yeah… I know the feeling.
Got a couple! From New Posts:
**So, You’re God…
How to make pavement running more tolerable?
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Seriously, that’s all you can think of to ask God?
Martha Stewart - the worst TV presenter in history?
So…can women fake that?
Fake being Martha Stewart, or fake being the worst TV presenter?
This is sure to piss someone off
Bush is right and Kennedy’s wrong: liberal heads explode over Cape Wind project
Yeah, that’d piss me off all right!
And one that really got me:
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Is pedophilia “natrual” or is it a sickness?
Moms, when did you fall in love with your child/ren? **
:eek: :eek: :eek: (Yes I know the second one is innocent…but…)
**High Point of Bush’s Presidency
Why does a photoshoot take so much time? **
C’mon, surely he’s done more than pose for photo-ops?
**So, You’re God…
Do you love all your kids equally? **
No. I smite the wicked. Take that, wicked!
Online pedophiles & their expectations of success when setting up meetings with kids
Dubious skills you have…
:eek:
**No arms? No problem!
My Underarms Smell Like Vagina
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…so that’s one problem you don’t have, armless one.
GQ:**
How to make pavement running more tolerable?
Uranium bombs? **
Ummm, I suppose it might make a more level surface…