** Two bottles of wine just got delivered to my office
Look what was just delivered to my office…
This is sure to piss someone off **
Your delivery boy, who is having to do too much work
MPSIMS:
Cheer me up, dammit
I love women … or; How I found my happy place.
Wow, that was quick.
My absolute favorite sequential threads of all time this week!!
IMHO:
What’s the single most boring, yet wildly popular, topic of conversation?
How will baseball fans respond to Barry Bonds setting the HR record?
Yaaaawwwwwwwwn.
** The irony runs deep here
The Celebrity Death Pool 2006 **
**The “Homer Simpson” effect
Moms - why is breastfeeding such a hot issue? **
Mmmmmmmmmm…breastfeeding
** I’m covered in scabs!
I’m peeling!!! **
**Strange phenomena at home last night (I mean REALLY strange)
I’m covered in scabs!
I’m peeling!!! **
Not only strange, but disgusting!
Dang. Two people beat me with the scabs/peeling thing.
But I still find it interesting that “scabs” is 1 exclamation mark and “peeling” is 3. I would have thought it was the other way around.
** Polar Bear/Grizzly Bear hybrid shot in the Canadian wilderness
Look what was just delivered to my office… **
99% off! Whew!
I’m peeling!!!
Only 1% skin surface to go. Congrats.
It’s Official–Britney to Spawn Again
Will Wright’s Spore
I’m peeling!
How carefully do you pick which threads to read?
**No arms? No problem!
I’m stumped… how do I put birdseed INTO my Squirrel-Be-Gone feeder?! **
Well, sorry to hear you’re stumped, since I think you might need arms for this feat…
Darn you!!! I was just coming here to post that.
::shakes fist::
Good grief!! The boards are FULL of them this morning!
In Humble Opinion:
What’s the Single Most Boring, Yet Wildly Popular, Topic of Conversation?
and
Same Sex High Schools?
(Yup… pretty boring…)
Wow, These People Are Our Future?
and
Potty Training Problems
(Aw, c’mon… let 'em grow up before you judge 'em…)
Is My Kid a Mutant?
and
Need Advice Choosing Web Protection Software For Kids
(Wow… your kid must have gotten into a BAD web site…)
So, You’re God…
and
What Foods Satisfy Your Hunger Most?
From MPSIMS:
Why Are Trapped Gold Miners Considered Heroes?
and
No Arms? No Problem!
(Well, a miner without arms would be a little unusual, if not a hero…)
I’m Covered In Scabs
and
I Need Kitty Names
(Um… and maybe the name of a vet to DECLAW the Dwmon kitty?)
In Chinese, Elvis Presley is…
and
I love Women
(Yeah, I heard that about him.)
I’m Getting a Puppy! What Else Do I Need?
and
The SDMB Text Adventure Game
(I’m just guessing here, but I’d say puppy food, collar, leash, dog bed, etc. is a little more important…)
Quick-Need Remedy for My Burnt Tongue
and
A Surprising Amount of Modern Technology is Almost Totally Useless.
(Try an ice cube…)
The SDMB text adventure game
I’m peeling!!!
This was much funnier when I read it as texture adventure game.
Why are trapped gold miners considered heroes?
No arms? No problem!
'Tis only a fleshwound!
**Fuck Toronto’s Garbage Collection Services
Pinhole photographers–what am I doing wrong? **
Well, if you’re getting it on with garbage collection services I’d say that might be your first mistake.
I’m so going to hell for this, but…
What is an “African-American”?
and
N-words, six characters, numbers required