Another “go-to-hell” one:
**Has anyone here started a second career?
Online pedophiles & their expectations of success when setting up meetings with kids **
This one reminds me of Rue DeDay’s MMP about God and His refrigerator. T’was that thread that caused me to fall in love with the Dope, lo, those several years ago.
From New Posts:
**I Just Beat The Odds Of 1 in 230,114.60! I Won $10,000!
Reflections on our Vegas Trip
Texas Hold Em - Loose players **
Who’d have bet on three gambling threads in a row?
I’m covered in scabs!
Book moments that scarred you for life
That would do it.
In MPSIMS:
**Help! We’ve broken out in a horrible case of kittens!
In your FACE, Jerry Falwell! **
Train the kittens to be stealth ninja kittens and send them to Jerry’s place to puke in his shoes.
**Wordless, Spontaneous Sex With Strangers
Things Fathers and Daughters Can Do Together **
**Why don’t cats watch TV?
Why don’t cats and dogs ever think that the animals they see on TV are real? **
BBQ Pit:
**Who steals shopping carts?!
Your thunderously stupid Keystone Kongressman…
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GQ:
**How do you psychologically train to become a cop
“Morning wood” and the other primates **
I bet it’s not as fun as it sounds…
**Name One Thing About Your Job That You Really, Really Hate
How can I extort my landlord? **
I work in rental property management, and really, really hate tenants trying to extort landlords.
I’m covered in scabs!
Wordless, spontaneous sex with strangers
You are obviously doing something very, very wrong…
**I’m covered in scabs!
In which I become Creepy Guy. **
The transformation has begun.
Help! We’ve broken out in a horrible case of kittens!
I need Kitty Names (Pics included)
Yes, I’ve been watching for that. 
**I hereby propose that May 12 is Dopo De Mayo Day- The Straight Dope Anniversary.
Man, I love this time of year! **
Yeah, it is cool!
**I don’t know my own blood type.
I’m a lazy, lazy doper. **
Well, I used to know mine but I forgot.
I think there’s a demon in my computer
Strange phenomena at home last night (I mean REALLY strange)
Did it tell you it loves you?
Invoice for new monitor is to follow…
My sister-in-law’s husband is a(n)…
Lying whore.
That about sums it up, eh?
This one is almost too easy…
Do you believe in Ghosts?
**Your Personal Crazy/Irrational Theories **
Give it time…
How old were you when you…
Online pedophiles & their expectations of success when setting up meetings with kids
She MUST be good…
What tricks were my eyes playing on me?
How does Shakira manage to move her hips so, um, divinely?
Hah!
Did Sanhedrin have power to kill?
Is there any truth to all that ninja pressure points stuff in movies?
In MPSIMS:
How In God’s Name Can You NOT Have a Bank Account?
Ask the pimply teenage fast food worker
Yeah, having been there, I can understand :smack:
I need to find a Laptop Mount
In which I become Creepy Guy.
Gives a whole new meaning to cybersex, eh? :rolleyes:
2006 Weight Loss Club - May
What IS it with men and power tools?
NO honey, NOT the chainsaw!
MMP - Springtime is for Lovers
In which Ohio becomes awesome, for a moment, in the mid 1980s.
**I’m getting a puppy! What else do I need?
How In God’s Name Can You NOT Have a Bank Account? **
That’s news to me!
**I like Laura Bush, but…
I don’t know my own blood type. **
Don’t worry. Laura won’t mind.
**Ask the forensic pathologist - or, Last chance to pontificate
Stuff of the deceased**
Er, that would be stuff like liver, lungs, kidneys?
IMHO**
The world looks its best when…
Calgary Dopers
Tell me about Raleigh-Durham-Chapel Hill**