** Stuff of the deceased
I like Laura Bush, but… **
** I actually had a good vacation.
I don’t really care
In which Ohio becomes awesome, for a moment, in the mid 1980s. **
I said “I don’t really care.”
These would have been funnier in reverse order:
**Evidence for the resurrection
If our current batch of pundits had been alive in 45 **
**Which movies should be remade with modern special effects?
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang **
Bastard!
Do you believe in Ghosts?
Liberals in Texas?
Ghosts? Sure. Liberals in Texas? Now that’s just crazy!
** Has Al Gore’s time come?
Is Cheney insane? **
Well, I can see you’re a Democrat.
** Do you think illegal immigrants save you money, or cost you money?
How many movers should I hire? **
I’m covered in scabs!
I don’t really care.
Well, I wasn’t expecting a get-well card or anything, but that’s harsh.
The Pit:
Is George Bush a tool of the military-industrial complex?
George, just admit it.
I don’t think you’ll get him to admit that he’s a tool.
**Methinks the Catholic Church doth protest too much (DaVinciCode)
Pope rants about gay marriage again **
A triple-header in GQ:
What was the thinking behind this ‘cure’ for homosexuality?
Penalty for Disorderly Conduct.
What Happens if the Queen Commits a Crime?
A 3-fer in GD:**
A question about the anti-christ and anti-christians.
Let’s say I don’t believe in Jesus’s divinity.
The “Bible Code” -Is It Real?
**
MPSIMS:
What do you tell a man who knows he’s going to die soon?
You, sir, are insane.
MPSIMS
April showers bring…
A Very Early and Stolen MMP
And right down the list was:
**If you come to Florida…
You, sir, are insane **
A day of random utterances
Ok, let’s hear 'em.
Do women still wear girdles?
Uh…
I woke up stupid this morning
Okay, maybe this wasn’t such a good idea.
You, sir, are insane
Fuck, I KNOW! Make it stop…
Pink Taco restaurant name causes problem
Oh Jesus, run AWAAAaay
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Is there some trick to donning contact lenses that I’m not getting?
Eating placenta
Hmmm, I think I’ll stick with glasses, thanks.
**April showers bring…
A day of random utterances **
Cows don’t eat pizza pie!
Something my brother uttered when he was little, maybe in April.
**Look what was just delivered to my office…
Homoerotic Advertising from WWII era **
What kind of job do you have? :eek: