Get yer Red Hot Sequential Threads here!

GQ:
**When Units Collide
Help bust my linux cherry!
**

right now:

**Movie Titles I Don’t Understand

Snakes on a Plane?**

Sheesh, how many times do I have to explain this? There is a plane. It has snakes on it. Clear now?

(Great catch.)

**What the difference between a pirate and a privateer?
Life after death - on the cellular level **

:eek:

** The summer’s biggest hit will be…?
Ringo Starr Married “Daisy Duke”? **

I’d pay $10 to see it.

A Pit threefer:

**Who steals shopping carts?!
Lying whore.
The urinator of light strikes again. **

**Rumsfeld wears iced underwear for uncontrollable erections
What a horrible dream!
**

In Istanbul now

but…

Sarasota Here I Come

** Stranded on a desert island, I’d starve to death rather than eat…**

Where can I score some Flapjacks?

Theme time!

Dateline NBC makes me pro-pedophilia
Online pedophiles & their expectations of success when setting up meetings with kids
Bipolar folks, do you not like to be touched?
The 6:00 Cavalcade of Predators

It’s raining sequential threads I tellz ya.

Guess I’m not having an egg this morning.
Where can I score some Flapjacks?

When life doesn’t give you eggs, score flapjacks.

New posts:

18 year old student threatening police with scissors gets shot to death
I am so dead…

Time to Start Christmas Shopping!
I Didn’t Want to Do This…But Had No Choice

Well, I’m not doing my shopping until December 23 and no one’s gonna make me start any sooner!

**You know you’re getting old when…
Mounties get their man: first gay wedding in the RCMP **

I am so dead…
Guess I’m not having an egg this morning.

Dead so ruins breakfast.

Par’n me, t’was a threefer:

I am so dead…
Guess I’m not having an egg this morning.
Welp, guess I won’t take that job

Death just ruins everything

**You know you’re getting old when…
I am so dead… **

**
What’s your favorite random piece of musical trivia?
Ringo Starr Married “Daisy Duke”? **

Wrong Answer

I’m covered in scabs!
How can I survive the wife going to med school?

So you have serious medical condition and your solution is to send “the wife” to med school so she can treat you? Dude, time to go with plan “B”.

Three in a row in MPSIMS:

What Wikipedia topics are you responsible for?
I’m covered in scabs!
How can I survive my wife going to med school?