Sequential Threads: Time for green beer and leprechauns

**Zodiac Killer- Weird Wiki Entry
Unbelievable facts that turn out to be true.

“I’m gonna live forever” says my grandpa
“This Too Shall Pass” Rube Goldberg device - simply AWESOME!!!**

Ran over a wild animal. Do you go stop or go back?
Need List Of “Upbeat” Questions Of The Day

George Washington will fuck your shit up.

…Totally looks like…

Canada’s Governor General skins seal and eats heart

I guess they do things only slightly differently in Canada.

Is the term “Indian” offensive?
Should I include this on my resume?

UK TV Ad for Bing
Woman crashes car while shaving her coochie

Man, you Brits are crazy.

Discoveries in Antarctic Lake
Insanely great invention - the portable port-a-potty

Archeologists find a clay bowl used by nomadic hunters.

Need A List Of “Upbeat” Questions Of The Day
Anybody Ever Have A Tree Fall On Their House?

**Emails from people that are not emails from those people
Hawking radiation
**
R@d1@+10n!!!oneoneone! 4ch44p!

Is this a crime scene, careless accident or something more sinister?
Beware the Ides of March!

**What if we flipped a switch and changed something major about how Humanity works?
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?
**

Need List Of “Upbeat” Questions Of The Day
Why are you thin?

As long as you only ask thin people, I’d say that’s a pretty upbeat question.

Dammit. No baby. DAMMIT.
Perusing my Census Form

How to teach a 4 year old accountability?
Defriending on Facebook

That’ll teach him.

**Things that are really silly but make you twitch in a bad way
People Keep Killing Themselves at My School **

A string of suicides at Clown College?

** What they say/what it really means
People Keep Killing Themselves at My School
Things that are really silly but make you twitch in a bad way **

I am so going to hell for laughing at this

**Celebrities you were surprised to find out were straight
Biggest Vegetable or Fruit Surprise? **

Almost perfect.

Anyone else throw away small change?
Someone ruined my lawn

Flying change puts holes in my siding and dents cars driving by every time I mow.

furniture that conveys a sense of menace
Predict what life will be like 10 years into the future.

The fun of trends.

Sequential Threads: Time for green beer and leprechauns
St. Patrick’s Day Joke Thread

Gingerbread boy comes out of oven. Baby in oven.
Dammit. No baby. DAMMIT.

It’s only been 15 minutes. Babies take 25 to come out medium; 35 for well-done.

Sequential Threads: Now with more cowbell!
A Dream Come True…

Oooh cowbells.