I just saw these. I’m not sure if I should post at the end of the last thread, or start anew. It is a new month and all…
**White Nose Syndrome, Will Bats Survive?
“Shitload of snow” in a newspaper - how do I find the source?
Why Don’t We Melt Snow?
Can Cocaine be transmitted via Semen during sexual activity? **
**What’s your experiences with full service gas?
Argh! Spiders! **
Standing up for women, I won’t be watching the Super Bowl.
**Your oldest plant…that you have personally planted.
Nigella eats the whole thing **
DAMN IT, NIGELLA! … that was 30 years old basil!
Is being gay going against natural laws?
U.S. Armed Services training question
Huh, I thought the repeal of don’t ask don’t tell would have a different effect.
**I just had the most insanely good breakfast
Your oldest plant…that you have personally planted. **
WILL YOU STOP EATING MY BASIL!?
**Factoids that sound right, for a moment…
An infant walks into a bar…
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Why would aliens come to earth?
Is It Worth It To Say Something?
Hi, fellas! Say, you’re double-parked.
** Anonymous person offers you $1,000,000. Do you take it?
Rich then or poor now? **
Yes=Rich; No=Poor
Why would aliens come to earth?
Best Used Minivan?
Best minivans in the galaxy, we have them! Yes sir, right here!
Clam Chowda!
At first, I couldn’t stand it, now it’s one of my favorites
**Describe God
The dyslexia myth
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He’s about 50 pounds with brown hair and sheds a lot.
** Verizon Slaps AT&T with a Phallic Fleshy Object.
Standing up for women. **
And this is going to break the glass ceiling in what way?
Sunday Newspaper Condom Coupons are back…
Great, I smell like fish oil
“Is that a pickled herring, or are you happy to see me?”
This made me snort out loud. 
**Things Movies Almost Always Get Wrong
Anchovies
Becoming totally evil in the middle of the night.
I might actually go have brain surgery. Yikes
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The number one predictor of divorce is…
Do you use your wedding china?
**Universal Love
Would it be possible to give birth to kittens?
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**Wheels appear to go backwards?
The dyslexia myth
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The SDMB Drinking Game
Argh! Spiders!
What the hell was in that drink???