**The Very Very Straight Dope
Is being gay going against natural laws?
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**Parents - what nicknames do you have for your kids?
The SDMB Drinking Game! **
In our family, all our nicknames have something to do with the circumstances of the person’s conception …
**Windfall from Work ー What would you do?
The Brats and Cheese on Me! MMP **
**What can I do for a Valentines/birthday/midwinter treat?
Temp work **
**Best indestructible puppy toys?
Mail Order Cigars **
300 MPG Volkswagen. Is diesel-electric the wave of the future?
Great moments in saving money
UK Court bans man with low IQ from having sex
Do you regret getting divorced from your passionless, roommate-like marriage?
Evidently His Lordship left her no choice.
**Couples who share a bank account: How do you buy each other gifts?
Do you use your wedding china?
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I did, but then my wife sold her hair to buy a huge cabinet for the wedding china.
What’s your experiences with full service gas?
DDDOOOOOOOMMMM! Ver. 64586: Asteroid Apophis
Uh…OK. (backs away slowly)
The number one predictor of divorce is…
Would you be the supportive, trusting spouse?
Sad but true.
**The number one predictor of divorce is…
How do you feel about your parents? **
Support for our Baals
DDDOOOOOOOMMMM! Ver. 64586: Asteroid Apophis
Well, most fans I know do think Baal was a cooler Goa’uld than Apophis.
**Where did Hitler get his finances from?
Washington DC Hidden Canadian Club Whiskey **
Was it hidden by the aliens?
Idiot, I don’t care why your dog NEEDS to poop on my yard
Fuck you, Christina Aguilera
AshenLady…
Damn pregnant coworker
Thanks for calling in drunk today, you stupid fucks!
Workplace griping, anyone?
Things your lover should say, the first time they see your naughy bits
Would it be possible to give birth to kittens?
They should only say that if they have a *very *strange imagination.
** Real world catches up to SDMB power source
More Sequential Threads
I knew it!!!**
Sometimes I have a overwhelming desire to…
Becoming totally evil in the middle of the night.
That’s not how Ambien is supposed to work.
**Heaven is a day you relive endlessly. Pick yours.
More Sequential Threads **
No offense, but I think that’s setting the bar pretty low.
**Damn pregnant coworker
Fuck you. Shovel your sidewalk.
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A bit harsh, dontcha think?
Fuck you, Christina Aguilera.
Fuck you. Shovel your sidewalk.
One of Christina’s neighbors is really upset with her. Also, doesn’t she have people for that kind of thing?