**Woman Dies From Butt Injection
Did my clumsy use of clamps and electricity damage her delicate system? (Not sexy, car-based)
**
No, I think it was the butt injection.
**What are people actually doing on the floor of a stock exchange?
Launching trash into space **
You stole my seq! All hail Hypnotoad!
Visiting the Everglades?
I need help with how to teach 4 year olds swimming safety.
“As long as the gators stay on the bank, Junior, you’re perfectly alright. Just don’t splash.”
Sequential thread perfection:
**Things your lover should say, the first time they see your naughy bits
UK Court bans man with low IQ from having sex **
**When was “cha cha cha” added to the “Happy Birthday Song”?
Music for Vulcans **
I have an image of a bunch of Vulcans singing and dancing the cha cha cha. Live Long and Prosper.
Ask A Catholic
Support for our Baals
What would Ba’al have to do to be accepted into the Catholic Church?
**How do I sell a house?
Artificial tits **
Works every time.
Can you still call her a Realtor?
**Ask A Catholic
2 dates, then THE TALK, now what? **
Please, tell me. I don’t want to have to ask the Protestant.
** 2 dates, then THE TALK, now what?
Mubarak Stepping Down **
Let’s ask the Catholic about that.
**Dummy politicians need to learn to send cock pics.
karma is a knife welding cock (of the avian kind)
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Poll: What is the best US bank?
Artificial tits
Interest rates aren’t much, but their safe deposit box design is kind of cool.
“That’s the fifth time Mr. Smith has been in to use the Safety Deposit box today!”
Fun stuff for kids in and around Naples, Fla.?
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Erm, first, let’s define “fun.”
** Visiting the Everglades?
Recommend Valentine’s gifts that aren’t flowers or food or tchotchkes**
Swamp Thing loves food, especially if it’s still moving.
**Wheel size: 16" v. 17"
Running over a cat: Slow or Fast (to do more damage)? **
How Long Have I Been Married?
Ask A Catholic
What English words and rules of grammar are most confusing for people learning ESL?
If You Give A Bear A Vodka…
Pardon, why is give bear alcoholic beverage?
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