"Tweaker" behavior without meth use?
Ether… how dangerous? how available?
It’s out there. Just keep it away from the bears.
**Why are people so damn stupid?!?
Why are dreams stupid? (Illogical and unrealistic, that is) **
I think there might be a correlation.
**If You Give A Bear A Vodka…
San Fransisco to San Diego **
<bear looks around muzzily>
“Where the hell am I? This isn’t San Francisco!”
A Fourfer:
**Ever Been On A “Losing Streak”
Tell the parent of an autistic kid
NY GOP Congressman Christopher Lee Resigns in Sex Scandal
Woman Dies From Butt Injection**
Yup, that sounds like one.
Now I’m not sure what kind of bear we’re talking about!
Whoo Hoo! I’m getting compensation from the UN’s Scam Victims Fund
How long have I been married?
Too long, maybe.
**Question I sometimes get when applying for jobs
12 megabytes or 20 **
**Lets start some NEW Urban myths…
Mubarak Stepping Down **
Yeah, right :dubious:
** You have the munchies, but you’re not hungry; what do you eat?
Mr. Sunshine **
That’s not the munchies, that’s being horny.
Where did Hitler get his finances from?
Speeding tickets
Why storm troopers were really feared. “You know how fast you were going, swine?”
**Question I sometimes get when applying for jobs
How fast would a bullet reach Mars (if shot from the ISS)? **
Damn! I never get fun questions like that.
Ever Been On A “Losing Streak”
Ask the girl who is doing an Intrauterine Insemination
Yeah, I know, I’m going to hell and all that.
getting into US colleges
Do you remember potty/peepee training (your own)?
An underused topic for college application essays. “Overcoming My Toilet Fears - A Blueprint For Personal Success”.
**Three things pissing me off right now
Fuck you, Christina Aguilera
Fuck you. Shovel your sidewalk.
Dummy politicians need to learn to send cock pics. **
Things your lover should say, the first time they see your naughy bits
Applying to a Job You’re Not Qualified For
Ouch.
What does “showing respect” to your SO mean?
Artificial tits
“A boob job is a sign of respect among my people!”
Hah!
Origins of common slang & tech talk: your everyday language makes you a foul-mouthed weirdo
Artificial tits
Pretty good example.
I can’t believe I missed this combo
Artificial tits
Has anybody ever known a doctor who made house calls?
Even if there are still GPs that do house calls, I don’t think that there are any plastic surgeons who do.
Woman Dies From Butt Injection
Sorry, Mr. Opposum 
And they would have made such a lovely couple.
** 2 dates, then THE TALK, now what?
Kiss of death**
Pretty much, in my experience
What should I say in my interview about my contract job?
To Shoot or Not To Shoot
“Naw, the Don wants it done with a chainsaw. You know, to send a message to any other punks who get out of line.”