** Relationships with friends that backfired
If you could bring back one assassinated person . . .**
:eek:
** Relationships with friends that backfired
If you could bring back one assassinated person . . .**
:eek:
Early harbingers of spring where you live
My Dad, Fox News, Rush Limbaugh
** Movies You Once Liked That You Now Think Are Awful
My thoughts on gin and vodka cocktails**
It was a '30s short subject starring W.C. Fields. I thought it was great, now I can’t stand all the hiccuping.
**Overheard at Lunch
Why am I still hungry? **
Well, you could always order dessert.
Who’s planning to watch the Paralympic Winter Games?
Any paralegals out there?
** Question for very tall men.
Is there Protestant vs Catholic friction in Germany?**
Just yesterday a riot broke out between Protestants and Catholics at Der Big Und Tall Store. It wasn’t pretty.
Have you ever changed your mind? What did it take?
Another Bitcoin Exchange Hacked and Crashes
Sure changed my mind on bitcoin.
** Powers of the Speaker of the House
Adblocker Crashed!**
John Boehner is Lord!
If The Moon Were Only One Pixel: Accurate Solar System Scale
I love making glass beads!
…and spacing them really, really far apart…
How do you address a Catholic Archbishop informally? (need answer fast)
What would it take for someone’s head to explode?
Jerry Lewis
Beaten with a wire coathanger?
I know people find him annoying, but geez! :eek:
Upskirting
Autism and breast cancer worship
These are a few of my favorite things…
**Can eating raw vegetables harm you?
What would it take for someone’s head to explode? **
Brussels sprouts. Two or three of those little fuckers will take a man’s head clean off.
**What’s the point of Keurig coffee machines?
Water into wine **
“For God so loved the world that He sent His only coffee maker…”
**WHat happens if you decline to identify yourself after a crime?
electric chair **
And the grave will read, “John Doe.”
A weak pit: Singers/Groups touring 30-40 years later
OMG just shut the fuck up
Crowd chants turn ugly at the Stevie Nicks concert.
Today I started a war with a neighbor
Obama tells Putin: 'you violated international law’
…because you started a war with a neighbor…YEAHHHH!
**Should we let the White Man March happen on the 15th?
What about the long-distance romances that turn ugly?
**
No, we shouldn’t let the long-distance romances happen, on the 15th or ever.
Can you tell masterpieces from junk?
True Detective - HBO - McConaughey / Harrelson
I’d say closer to the masterpiece end of the scale
**Vietnam Vets – Where Are They Now?
Beaten with a wire coathanger? **
Ahh, just like the good old days in Hanoi
**What do you suppose this boom was today?
coincidence? **
Probably.