"How I Met Your Mother"
Is a penis more appropriate than labia in mainstream film?
We’re pretty much going to need both of them, IYKWIM.
What plane is flying over your house?
Malaysia Airlines 777 missing
and for the trifecta
**Plane hits parachute. **
Roddy
WHat happens if you decline to identify yourself after a crime?
electric chair
:eek:
** Good jokes you’ve heard recently
I stole a guy’s hat a long time ago.
I think I kinda almost died…**
It was the Mad Hatter’s hat! Mercury! Hahahaha! Get it?
Boy, you’re no fun at all. 
**What do you suppose this boom was today?
Malaysia Airlines 777 Missing
**
Nah, I don’t think you could hear it from there.
**Obese Memories - I do miss those big bowls of awesome spaghetti - A bittersweet reminiscence
**
Except of course for Pastafarianism and Pagans
Close. Only ninja’ed by a few days.
**What To Eat To Generate Maximum Gas?
Am I Mean?**
**Plane hits parachute
I think I kinda almost died…
Phrases you don’t really want associated with your name…
My Dad, Fox News, Rush Limbaugh **
**Irritated by people not giving activities their full attention
Why don’t pilots look out the window? **
These need to meet that “plane hits parachute” thread.
Edited to squeeze in:
**How did Nick Fury become black in the mainstream Marvel comic books
Eating Japanese food **
Unexpected side effect!
“Funny…what’s a mountain goat doing way up here?”
** What To Eat To Generate Most Gas
Spaghetti in restaurants**
**Small plane hits parachutist. Who’s likely at fault?
Why don’t pilots look out the window? **
Well, why didn’t the parachutist look where he’s going, huh?
**Dear Geico:
I think I found my bio dad **
“Great news!”
“You saved a bunch of money on car insurance?”
“No! I found my bio dad!”
“Oh.”
**Phrases you don’t really want associated with your name…
Can we play another round of “What the hell were Mom and Dad thinking when they named the kid?” **
Drat.
How do I contact my long-lost niece?
Dear Geico:
**Woman Beat Her Mom With Vibrator
Real life events that were really funny **
Well, funny to us. Not necessarily to Mom.
** White Trash - Racist?
Poll: Strewn or Strown?
Trailer Park Stereotypes**
I hope I ain’t misconstrewn yer point, bub.
** What Plane Is Flying Over Your House?
Gravity, the fallout
**
Plane? What plane?
** Police interrogation question
What To Eat To Generate Most Gas**
Could be a winning strategy. “So, where were you on the night of…Phew!..OK, you’re free to go.” :eek: