Springing the new Sequential Thread

OK, it’s still Winter for another month, but the Holly Jolly Sequential Thread has gone on longer than most people keep up their Christmas lights, so I’m springing a new thread for a new season.

Ask the person who lives in a tiny country
Ask the person from an even smaller country.
It’s a small town I live in, and sometimes things make no sense…

Large Animals In Alaska You Could Survive Inside Of!
Traveling for pleasure: How big a part of it is to try food?

It’s a hotel! It’s a buffet!

**Are you weird?

Ask the Psychiatrist**

Duh!

And you missed one there. We now have:

**Think You’re Important? Here Is Scale Of The Universe!

Ask the person who lives in a tiny country:rolleyes:

Ask the person from an even smaller country.:rolleyes:

It’s a small town I live in, and sometimes things make no sense… :(**

[Smileys inserted]

Ebay Question re: Buy It Now
Airlines not taking cash

You have won the bidding on Item #948576254759, INFLIGHT BLANKET RENTAL.

PayPal only. $100 deposit required within five minutes.

What killed Whitney Houston?
The Anxiety is Killing Me!

What Was the Most You Ate in One Sitting?
Valentine’s Day dinner

I ate my girlfriend! :eek:

What brings a smile to your pointless existence?
An Announcement

It doesn’t matter what. It just makes me feel good that someone takes the time to let me know something.

[Eeyore]

Thank you for noticing me.

[/Eeyore]

[b When this celebrity dies, that song will be played endlessly
Whitney Houston Dies **

And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Will Always Love YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

]

Where has Skald run off to?
Meeting in Houston?

Maybe he’s under the couch!

Cutesy mispronunciations from your own childhood
Words that just sound funny.

Thanks, Johnny. The Christmas themed thread is getting on my nerves every time I see it.

** Need a stargazer’s help
Where has Skald run off to? **

I always knew he was out there. :wink:

The worst practical joke/stunt you’ve pulled.
Wearing a heart monitor

Hey, it got me into Studio 54.

** Worst Cooks in America
Whitney Houston Dies**

So who else ordered the pufferfish?

Wearing a heart monitor
Personalized power cut

Yeah… You might want a back-up power supply.

**Ask the person who lives in a tiny country
Personalized power cut **

They give you very specific attention in those small countries

**I have discovered the secret to canine bliss…
Wearing a heart monitor **

I just blew that, right . . . (dating whiff, probably boring)
Girls are like apples on trees.

Get right back out there…a windfall is waiting for you.

** What would happen if you put a platypus and a cat in a room together?
Psychological basis for furries
**

I have discovered the secret to canine bliss…
We’re getting a St. Bernard!

Some people like other kinds of dogs, you know.