** Who wants my meat?
You want a romantic break. Which city is better - Paris or Venice?**
That’ll be a lousy pickup line in either city.
**
Titties- More than a mouthful is a waste.
I just blew that, right . . . (dating whiff, probably boring)**
Can’t understand why, you silver-tongued devil.
Valentine’s Day
Who wants my meat?
What to you is the epitome of bullshit?
Mitt Romney and his Temple Garment
Well, that’s a bit harsh.
(I’m waiting for
What killed Whitney Houston?
Mitt Romney and his Temple Garment
to show up!)
Teenaged boy eats like a starving wolf – normal?
January’s big fat weight loss thread
You might want to ease up on his diet a little.
** Brilliant THE DAILY SHOW moment: “When the Nazis came for you, they left with you…”
If you thought that “Space Nazis Invade From the Moon” movie was just too highbrow for you…
**
**What to you is the epitome of bullshit?
Valentine’s Day **
Totally.
US military uniforms w/rank insignia on chest
Why does Windows demand that I reboot?
It doesn’t matter, Microsoft outranks you. Better reboot now, soldier!
**How Magic Johnson really got AIDS virus?
Bareback Riding Question **
Things clever children say
I don’t fit in
My Good Deed of the Day.
Stupid Iranian Terrorist Bombs Himself in Bangkok
It’s not exactly helping an old lady cross the street, but I suppose it counts.
**Stupid Iranian Terrorist Bombs Himself in Bangkok
The worst practical joke/stunt you’ve pulled. **
Nah, it’s a great stunt. The problem is, you can only do it once.
Valentine’s Day
What to you is the epitome of bullshit?
I just told you… 
**Anyone else hate massages?
Poll: What’s your alignment?
**
You must be thinking of chiropractic.
**Ladies, do you find Rick Santorum sexy
Who wants my meat?
**
Hey, thexthy!
**We’re getting a St. Bernard!
BooziDog is having puppies! **
Funny sig lines or sayings.
What killed Whitney Houston?
It’s better than that line about throwing stuff in the quarry.
“Hey, let’s go down to the quarry and throw Whitney Houston in!”
Too soon?
Things clever children say
I got promoted today.
Yes they do.
Who’s the scariest person you know?
Who are the best motivational speakers?
People who make me terrified to fail.
What killed Whitney Houston?
Undescended Testicle and Fertility
:eek: Wow, this story has taken an unexpected turn!
**WELCOME TO THE WHITE HOUSE - PUSH BUTTON. What does the button do?
Can eating a giant burger give you a heart attack? **
That’s it! Every time Obama eats a Wendy’s triple and feels faint, all he has to do is push the button and the Surgeon General shows up to scold him.
Things you don’t like about Skyrim
Do “thing” and “sing” rhyme to you?
I used to like everysing about Skyrim, but then I took an arrow to the knee.