Tell me about being an electrician
Is it gay? You decide.
I’m not sure. Was there an electrician in the Village People? I can never remember.
Jury Duty: Do you try to get out of it?
Poll: Is this arrangement a foursome or not?
Poll: Have you ever served on a jury?
Holy crap, I always thought they were deliberating in there! Sign me up!!
From a New Posts search:
**Gift ideas for a 1-year-old boy?
50 dollars or 50 $1 lottery tickets? **
Why is Russ Hamilton perpetrator of the Ultimate Bet online poker scandal not in jail?
Poll: Is it gay? You decide.
What would happen if you put a platypus and a cat in a room together?
Is this arrangement a foursome or not?
:dubious: Counting isn’t your strongest side?
What is the most unusual thing about the American diet to people of other nationalities?
Titties- More than a mouthful is a waste.
Does Santorum REALLY want his name associated with a frothy fecal looking substance?
A-hole executives
What about a-hole candidates for Chief Executive?
**Is this arrangement a foursome or not?
Strange living situations you’ve been in **
Medical marijuana dispensaries question
What’s the highest street address in th world?
I know there’s a joke in there, but I’m like totally baked, man.
**Medical marijuana dispensaries question
Five times normal strength? **
Yeah, the extra-strength prescription is always more popular.
Working on my personal ad how should I phrase this?
Titties- More than a mouthful is a waste.
"Is this a Jocasta complex?" or “Thanks, Mama, for the deeply disturbing compliment”
I almost fell into the toilet at work this morning
“I was thinking about what a sharp-looking boy I raised, and I nearly fell into the toilet at work.” Yes, I’d find that disturbing.
** Annoying euphemisms.
A-hole executives **
Indeed.
**Is this arrangement a foursome or not?
Please, explain partying to me. I don’t get it.
**
I dunno, whatever you’re doing, it sounds like you’re doing it right.
What do you think of my new pick up line?
Ladies, do you find Rick Santorum sexy
Cause I’m WAY better looking than he is.
Jury Duty: Do you try to get out of it?
Where would you travel if you had two weeks vacation, a passport, and $3,000?
I’d be heading straight for Mexico! They’d never find me there.
Mormons baptized Simon Wiesenthal…so what?
Is This Rape?
Mitt’s got some more 'splainin to do.
**Why we train our pups seperately…
My sister has been murdered **
“Bad dog! BAD!”
Stupid Republican idea of the day
Fuck dust
Oh, I don’t know; it sound to me like that would sell pretty well! Do you snort it?
It’s time to ‘share your good news’ again!
Help Me Buy A Pistol!
You’re going to meet God today! Yaaaaaaaay!