Citizen’s Arrest?
Portable Heart Monitor
“Yes, according to my portable heart monitor, you’ve had a citizen’s arrest. I’ll call you a cab.”
Help Me Buy A Pistol!
I’m wanted by the FBI!
This isn’t going to end well.
Where would you travel if you had two weeks vacation, a passport, and $3,000?
Help Me Buy A Pistol!
I don’t think I like where this is going.
I want to buy a scooter
Help Me Buy A Pistol!
Wait… Do you want to buy a scooter, or a shooter?
Flour, fat, and milk
Pickled ginger, first attempt
Hope your second attempt goes better.
** Things Americans discuss that others don’t care about
I’m Thinking About Buying A Gun, Reccomendations?**
That about sums it up, yes.
Stupid Iranian Terrorist Bombs Himself in Bangkok
I dislocated my knee yesterday
Quit trying to one-up people. You’re not very good at it.
Whitney Houston was bisexual and had a long time relationship with ?
I almost fell into the toilet at work this morning
If you’re going to read the tabloids, do it at your desk.
What is the least intelligent mammal?
rotary phone help?
We have a winner!
Do you want the good news or the bad news first?
Bad News
Asked and answered.
February / March Weight Loss Thread
I almost fell into the toilet at work this morning
:eek:
** Ask the girl doing in-vitro fertilization (IVF)
I dislocated my knee yesterday**
Your fertility doc is trying way too hard.
Canned Star Trek cast members
Leftover Cooked Tuna Steaks…ideas?
Noooo! That’s not tuna!
Sounds like they need to adjust the stirrups.
Weight loss question - what’s the best way to lose max lbs. in a six-month period?
Japanese Internment
With complementary beatings!
** Wanderlust; I don’t want to sound like a perv, but…
Poll: Fried egg inside a circle cut out of a piece of bread
**
Sounds pretty suggestive to me…
**Tell Me About the Post-Divorce Thing…
Do People Usually Have Obituaries? **
Just how ugly was this divorce?
Do you have your own secret code of writing?
Wonder Bread: Lead Ink Logo
Let’s see. Using secret decoder ring, Be… sure… to… drink…
What? Drink what?
**Most tasteless thing about Whitney’s Funeral?
Colonoscopy advice **
Yeah. A eulogy is so not the place for that.
**Tell Me About the Post-Divorce Thing…
Five Pin Glo-Ball Bowling with 80s Big Hair Music! **
Really, is that mandatory? Maybe we should give this marriage one more shot…