Most tasteless thing about Whitney’s Funeral?
The death of the most interesting man in the world?
“I don’t always get loaded on beer, fall into the punch bowl and drown, but when I do it’s on Dos Equis.”
**Do People Usually Have Obituaries?
An observation on having fractured a couple of toes **
Being a little dramatic, aren’t we?
**Accidental freebies through the post.
Colonoscopy advice **
Man, you wouldn’t believe what happened to me when I opened the mailbox…
In honor of the Simpsons 500th episode…
Colbert Report abruptly suspends production
Well that’s nice and all, but seeing as how the Simpsons is on the weekend and the Colbert Report is on weekdays it really wasn’t necessary.
Any experience with sofa covers?
Pushing Too Hard at the Gym?
You’re doing it wrong!
How do you deal with your car in the shop if you live alone
Help Me Buy A Pistol!
Carjacking can be fun, but really it’s less stressful to take the bus.
** What is the most elaborate conspiracy ever actually discovered?
Mysterious metallic object between flaps on Boeing 757
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Oh, that’s the chemtrail dispensers.
Most tasteless thing about Whitney’s Funeral?
Japanese Internment
Yeah. Look, I understand that Bobby Brown needed their seats, but locking up all the Japanese guests in the basement? That’s just going too far.
A question about Snowball Earth: was there enough water?
What’s wrong with our water?
I only asked if there was enough!
Really weird, mysteriance occurances
Why are beds elevated?
You dummy, “The Exorcist” is just a movie.
**Is there a tactful way to tell someone that they have bad breath?
Strangers in the office **
“Hi, I don’t work here but someone in one of the neighboring cubicles asked me to tell you that you really, really need to use mouthwash.”
How often do you get caught staring where you shouldn’t?
Most tasteless thing about Whitney’s Funeral?
Separated by one right now:
**Poll: Ladies: skirt pulled up or down when using the toilet?
Potty Privacy!
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Yeah! They shouldn’t be taking that Poll!
**Just got a giant ass flat screen. Any must see movies?
Nude scenes by actresses you don’t expect to go nude **
What? Oh, I’m sorry, I misheard you. I thought you said “I want to see a giant ass on my flat screen”.
Now they’re after the guys!
**Potty Privacy!
Poll: Gentlemen: How do you wee?
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Why is it that the super-rich are given breaks?
Potty Privacy!
Yeah! That’s why I’ve joined the “Occupy Warren Buffett’s Toilet” movement.
Train commuting in the U.S. and around the world?
A cow can climb up stairs…
Great, but they still take up too much space on the subway. Let 'em van-pool.
What is your greatest fear aside from death?
Throwing rice at weddings.
What can I say, I’m a gamophobe*and *an oryzaphobe.
Our cat is VERY affectionate
Dopers, I need your relationship advice!
You must be firm, and tell her you’re not ready to take it to the next level.
Our cat is VERY affectionate
Tell me about your affair?
That’s it…I’m calling PETA!