What Makes Your Week - a because-I-was-awake MMP
I had a drink last night.
** Poll: Guys, would you show it upon request?
Can you walk down a flight of steps without looking at it? **
It’s tough, but I manage.
So with Bin Laden dead…
Women and Sex Drive Increase
All right!
**“Thor” movie reviews are coming in hot!
Searing a steak with a flame-thrower
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Now THAT’s hot!
OK, other people have done this setting a president, so here are two in reverse order.
What did the first peanut butter taste like?
Hydrogen, why not?
Anyone Know Any Good Ways To Kill Rodents?
Obama announcing death of Osama bin Laden
So I guess I’m breaking up with my boyfiend.
Mothers, please teach your daughters…
They are just not going to learn otherwise.
(Only as I posted this did I realize that it says boyfiend :eek:.)
Posessing child porn; not into chidlren, but into the most taboo stuff they could find?
Bin Laden’s body: now what?
Now that’s a taboo possession.
So with Bin Laden dead…
Posessing child porn; not into chidlren, but into the most taboo stuff they could find?
Wow, they ambushed him while he was clutching some child porn? That’s somewhere between epic and horrifying…
**Osama bin Laden is Dead
Libya too?! **
Yup. The civil war there got…a little out of hand.
Found mice family in car.
Found two very small kittens!
Perfect. God donates for the kitty rescue.
Missed being sequential by one
**Alex Trebek…Alex Trebek
Question about the Double Jeopardy rule **
**In general, most rock and roll musicians are minimally educated. True or False?
Holy Shit! I just got a gig and I’m terrified! **
There, there, it doesn’t mean you’re minimally educated.
**Camelot on Starz
Movies that disturbed/sickened you**
Richard Harris Get Out of my Mind!
**So it seems I am now allergic to strawberries.
What Does This Listing In An Obit Mean? **
Probably that they ate the strawberries. 
**For the Doper Parents - “Go the F@%k to sleep”
What Makes Your Week - a because-I-was-awake MMP **
**What Does This Listing In An Obit Mean?
"Sorry it took so long to get you a copy of my birth certificate…
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…GOOD NEWS! I finally found a copy of your…wait, why do you smell so bad? Hmmm, I guess you won’t be needing this after all.
Things That Drive You Nuts at Work
In Which I Buy Three Lawn Mowers.
Whoa, dude! There can’t be anything so bad that a weed whacker won’t take care of it.
**Imagine your marriage had been arranged
Do you play the lottery?
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Yup, life is like an arranged marriage, you never know what you’re gonna get.
What is a “real estate novelist”?
The new word you can’t say on television
Anyone Know Any Good Ways To Kill Rodents?
Found two very small kittens!
Give 'em about two months and I’d say you were looking at a very good way indeed. 