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**Bin Laden’s body: now what?
My dog is broken. Help me fix him (and his non-eating ways) **
Well, if you use bin Laden spare parts to fix your dog, you’ll have to feed him halal chow.*
** Let’s start silly urban legends
I’ve got cramp in my throat **
It’s not a cramp, your hamburger contained a clutch of spider eggs and they’re starting to hatch!! :eek:
*I think I just blew my chance at the 72 virgins.
**Found two very small kittens!
So I guess I’m breaking up with my boyfiend. **
Who needs boyfiends when you got kitties?
Air France Crash (2009): Investigators homing in on black boxes
I had a drink last night.
I was under the impression that’s infrequent as far as pilots go.
txt spk
I might have brain surgery
I don’t think there’s an abbreviation for that.
Poll: Married Dopers: if your partner suggested a three-way, would you be worried?
Bin Laden’s body: now what?
Have a great time, partner, I’m outta here.
my wife thinks im cheating on her, I’M NOT
I am the master of balance
These were found using the “new posts” option, so they are not necessarily from the same forum. They are however genuinely sequential.
**Sarah Palin: Obama “pussyfooting”
Is Mad Cow Disease still a problem?
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Yes. Yes it is.
Restaurant discounts with church flyers
Tell me about Ruth’s Chris Steak House
Man asked to give speech in honor of abusive-but-prestigious father. Should he?
Neo-Nazi leader in southwest killed by 10-year-old son
It would have been better if these two were the other way around.
Efficiency of hunting and gathering versus agriculture
Ducks in the yard
Being able to shoot ducks and gather eggs in your yard would be easier for you than planting wheat, milling it, and making your cake.
Parents: did you screw up your kids? If not, why not, and if so, how?
men shaving their testicles
**What’s going to happen if I don’t pay my taxes?
Do Jail populations Show a Big increase In Nov.-Dec?
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Yup, that’s how long it takes for the government to process the arrest paperwork.
From GQ this morning:
American hotels have bibles. What quirks do other nations’ hotels have?
Ducks in the yard
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Rooftop pools: what do they weigh? What kind of reinforcemnet?
Bathtub caulking keeps cracking
**Anyone Know Any Good Ways To Kill Rodents?
Ask the Doper with herpes. (TMI probable)
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What does the atheist give for a first communion gift?
How concerned are you about HPV?
Not at all. It’s a lovely idea, and also the gift that keeps on giving.
The American Public is Fucking Gruesome
Meet my neighbors, The Douche Bags
And tonight we’re having the Dumbshits and their Little Hellions over for barbecue.
Do they really cook steaks that way?
Stupid comments that need pitting
**Stupid comments that need pitting
Do Immanuel Kant’s racist opinions render the rest of his philosophy suspect? **
Israeli Skyscraper Fire Escape System
Poll: Who Will Be The First To Land Humans on Mars
Apollo 13 Question About Re-entry
I Think My Relationship Is About To Go Down In Flames
Poll: Married Dopers: if your partner suggested a three-way, would you be worried?
Christian Mingle Dot Com
Now that’s perverted.
**Do you like being a “regular” at a business?
Christian Mingle Dot Com **
Probably not a good thing.
**Etiquette question: How to politely word this invitation?
Ask me about my abortion **