**Etiquette question: How to politely word this invitation?
Do you still use cash?**
**In the event of an emergency, the first animals Wellington Zoo will shoot are…
Philly Dopers – Natural History Dopefest? **
You’re gonna need a bigger gun.
**Abortion-clinic picketers
The American Public is Fucking Gruesome **
You got that right.
Older people: amuse me with tales of your hardships in pre-tech days that would seem trivial today
Do you still use cash?
Hell no, I’m no Luddite.
Obama announcing death of Osama bin Laden [edited title]
Last Male WW1 Veteran Passes Away
I thought Osama was only in his 50s.
So, tell me about Louisville
Talk about some of the rotten things you did as a kid
Well, one night before the Kentucky Derby we broke into some stalls at Churchill Downs and spiked the horses’ feed with Ex-Lax. Man, that turned out to be a sloppy track…
** If Cat-girls really existed
Help Name my Baby **
Minna? Missy? Tiger? Bustopher Jones? General Sterling Price?
Where do hamburgers come from?
Karl’s Disco Wiener Haven
**How to ground my computer?
Cat box in dishwasher **
I’m no expert, but I don’t think that would work.
Clueless Scared People
So…My Wife Wants To Get Baptized
Man, Did I Ever Step In It This Time
Inviting an Adolescent Friend for a Day of Fun
On the positive side, you get to be the lead on Eyewitness News.
Is there any conceivable way to separate Splenda & sugar that have been mixed together?
Can a dog run marathon in ~2-3 hrs?
Can you diagnose this car problem?
No. No. No.
Ladies… a guy unexpectedly gives you his name/number… flattering? or creepy?
Poll: Married Dopers: if your partner suggested a three-way, would you be worried?
Hey honey, some guy at the bar gave me his number. You wanna have three-way with him?
My tomato plants died.
May weight loss thread.
So, tomatoes are all you eat? And you can’t buy any at the store?
** Older people: amuse me with tales of your hardships in pre-tech days that would seem trivial today
Cat box in dishwasher **
Yep, you young’uns with your self-cleaning cat boxes, you don’t know what it’s like having to run 'em through the dishwasher along with your baby bottles, dentures, used auto parts, golf clubs, and suchlike. We used to spend $200 a month on detergent alone. And another thing…
So now we’re assassinating our own citizens?
Are we alone?
That depends on how many people we’ve assassinated.
**Things you find pretentious
Those wood-grain office storage boxes: why? **
** Why do people stay in non-perfect relationships?
Men’s inseam measurements**
How superficial. What you should be looking at is hat size.
** I Don’t Understand People That Take Their Dogs With Them EVERYWHERE They Go.
I killed my dog today.**
Please don’t be taking it everywhere you go anymore.
**The word “crudités”
Things you find pretentious
Am I an idiot for being bothered by this?
Men’s inseam measurements **