** What’s for dinner tonight?
Monkfish**
Yummy! 
** I Don’t Understand People That Take Their Dogs With Them EVERYWHERE They Go.
Apparently the Heel Bone is a Bad Thing To Break **
You don’t want them to break their Heel bones, do you? Or their Sit bones or Stay bones…
** I’m married. Now what do I do?
Poll: Who Will Be The First To Land Humans on Mars**
Huh, in the old days Ralph Cramden only wanted to send Alice to the moon.
**Problems are easy; solutions are hard.
Osama bin Laden is Dead **
Problem solved!
**
My SIL Husband is a conspracy nut! Who knew?
Abortion-clinic picketers. **
Well, of course they knew. They’re part of the conspiracy!
Your favorite made up words
Batgirl quicksand
No, no, that’s a made up phrase.
Am I an idiot for being bothered by this?
Lake George, NY
No, of course not, Lake George is creepy. And the Finger Lakes look like a hand. :eek:
**What are your ten favorite songs to sing?
Hymns About War **
I’m 100% miserable and I don’t know what to do
You fill out my census… (Canadian Version 2011)
You know, since your already as miserable as you can get.
**Question for male/lesbian “Criminal Minds” fans
Where do hamburgers come from? **
Cute newborn kittens…
**Perfectly orchestrated kitten attack **
Do you still find them cute?
**Things you find pretentious
The word “crudités”
**
** Abortion-clinic picketers.
signs she’s a ho **
Well, she’s going into an abortion clinic…
Punishment for Plagerism?
Headed to San Francisco - help make my trip awesome!
And if you plagiarize again, it’s the soft cushions for you! :eek:
**RecipeRequest: Help with Lamb Innards
I cannot be the only one who experiments in the kitchen. **
Nope, when it comes to experimenting with lamb innards, it’s pretty much just you, Hannibal.
From GQ:
**Any examples of mammals that use vomiting to escape predators?
Is my mouse possessed?**
Does the vomit resemble green pea soup? Does its head whip completel around 180 degrees? Does your computer play “Tubular Bells” while this is happening?
**Post the first thing (or things) that comes into your head. Right now.
Cute newborn kittens…
**
Awwwww…
I Don’t Understand People That Take Their Dogs With Them EVERYWHERE They Go.
Man, Did I Ever Step In It This Time
I hear ya.
Ladies, virginity question
I’m married. Now what do I do?
Well, see, when a man and a woman love each other…
Is Fox news for real?
Is MSNBC really news?
They’re fakes! FAKES!! That’s why I get all my news from Alex Jones’ Prison Planet.
**Man, Did I Ever Step In It This Time
I overheard the wrong part of that conversation **
Ah yes. The premise of every single episode of Three’s Company.