Sequential Threads - It's May now warm up.

** Office Politics 201
Poll: A poll on rape.
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I’ll have to take a wild guess and say it doesn’t help with the office politics.

** Things you find just too precious
Abortion-clinic picketers. **

Yes, we’re cute widdle abortion-clinic picketers, we are! Now, no biting.

** Let’s discuss the subtext and unanswered questions of the Jack and the The smell is driving me wild.**

I smell the smell of an Englishman

**Batman was not sufficiently prepared. Newslink

The Cicada invasion begins
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So what the hell is that caped bastard good for if he can’t protect Gotham City from a bunch of insects?!?

**Object that defies traditional destruction, What would you try?
In Which I Buy Three Lawn Mowers . . .
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When all else fails, try running it over with a lawn mower.

Poll: What does “a two-lane road” imply to you?
Weight gain since high school

Hey, I-70 is supposed to have four lanes, tubbo.

A Worldwide Day’s Worth of Food
Cute newborn kittens…

:eek:

Need to make it so these threads are sequential permanently!

** WHat’s Your Favorite Word You Rarely Get To Use?

#$%&*(%!! How come no one told me K-Y kills sperm?!?

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Mom gives Botox Injections to 8 Year Old
Does anyone else hate being called ma’am?

And if so, do you want to get botox injections to make it stop just the 8 year old did?

Putting out fire with gasoline?
Explain the process by which BP gets a fresh permit to drill in the Gulf
How do you dispose of bad gasoline?

Snappy Answers to Stupid Job Interview Questions!
Coo-pon or Queue-pon?

Sorry I can’t work for a company that asks stupid questions like that.

** They are at it again! (Long, ridiculous)
Abortion-clinic picketers. **

And, in other news, the Pope is still Catholic.

From the front page, amusing title/username post

**Orrin Hatch: Either Stupid or…
Really Not All That Bright **

Whatcha Doin’ Next Week When the Rapture Comes?
Let’s plan our post-rapture party!

“Sorry, can’t leave my physical body just yet, gotta buy the beer.”

**Cute newborn kittens…
Help Name my Baby **

“We are not naming our daughter Mewmewmew!!”

Grand Canyon Trip: What else to do near there?
Need opinion about 7 figure sales jobs

“Wanna buy the Grand Canyon, mister?” - all it takes is one dumb but wealthy tourist…

**Heartwrenching dog story
Help me buy a new phone! **

We had that problem. But we found that if we rubbed her belly just right, we could get a dial tone.

Wow… I had a robotic-assisted laparoscopic myomectomy on Monday, and I feel fantastic! (girly TMI)
Sorry, Mr. Opposum :frowning:

You’re a boy so you can’t get that procedure.

What’s for dinner tonight?
Hot dogs

** Help! Help! My sister is turning into a bridezilla!!!
I’m an idiot… and… a genius!
What was this all about? **

Offhand, I’d say it was a science experiment that went very very wrong.