**Mothers, please teach your daughters…
The Old Twin “Switcheroo” **
Because we need even more Freaky Friday situations!
Smallville Finale
I love this story… so much
Will dogs trained to wait for food starve themselves?
What kind of dog is this?
Extinct.
Let’s plan our post-rapture party!
If I Choose Wrong, I’ll be Not Any Cats
Choose Hell, there’ll be plenty of cats.
**how long [question about penis size]
Let’s talk weed whackers **
:eek:
How do you get ants to fight each other to the death?
Restrictions on social media posts
I can’t post that? :eek: Oh, that makes me angry! I’ll kill you, you ant! :mad:
**Poll: The Event. Who’s side are you on? (possible spoilers)
Apparently the aliens WIN! Thanks NBC & ABC for nuthin!
**
What was your last day of classes like in middle/high school?
No strings attached sex **
And that was just the teachers!
**I’m an adult… and I’m buying a car for the first time. Advice.
5 things you shouldn’t buy at Ikea
**
Those plug in wells fall off after 3000 miles… or less…
Correction:
**I’m an adult… and I’m buying a car for the first time. Advice.
5 things you shouldn’t buy at Ikea
**
Those plug in **wheels **fall off after 3000 miles… or less…
Mariah Carey delivered her twins!
Who are your nominees for Biggest Celebrity Publicity Whore?
** Signs that your career moment has passed
Last Jerry Lewis telethon this year **
**Abortion-clinic picketers.
Seriously, Annie-Xmas, shut up about adoption and serial killers. **
Two very active Pit threads, I might add.
From the front page
**Haiku Madness
Older people: amuse me with…
I found this interesting:…
Need an index for your book?
Y’know what? Why don’t you… **
That’s the maddest Haiku ever!
**So, apparently, the word “pair” is no longer useful.
What’s Your Favorite Word You Rarely Get To Use?**
**Man has consensual sex with a woman then she falsely cries rape. Is it
Is dressing like a slut “asking for it”? **
But upir Honor…She was asking for it. She was dressed like a maid.
** Is there any evidence of a difference in temperment between the races
colours and sexual attraction **
The very obvious:
Crunch crunch crunch…what am I stepping on…
Oy, this crunchy mothering board is hurting my brain
**Whatever you do, don’t fart. TMI!!
The end of the world is 5/21/2011!**
Try to hold it until then.
**Why do Punks hate Nazis?
Monkey electrocution experiment
**
The generally hate Nazis, except for the notorious band Monkey Electrocution Experiment. They’re just Swasticarrific.
**Anyone allergic to anything strange?
Russian man eats friend’s liver with a side of potatoes. **
Yup. Just the other day I found out that I’m allergic to potatoes.