What are your superstitions?
Why is atheism a sausagefest?
I would tell you, but it is forbidden by the Great Kielbasa.
Russian man eats friend’s liver with a side of potatoes.
Oy, this crunchy mothering board is hurting my brai
A new flavor in SPAM
Whatcha Doin’ Next Week When the Rapture Comes? (May 21, 2011)
Yeah, those mothers can get a bit crunchy if you overcook them. A friend broke a tooth on one once. Liver and potatoes are much softer, and won’t hurt your brain. In other news, there’s human-flavoured SPAM. After the Rapture I’m going to try some. And feast on the other left-behinds.
Do you really really like mindless cell phone conversations?
Only In New York…
They suck everywhere else.
A subset of Christians think the Rapture is 21may2011 based on the prediction of…
Another pronunciation poll
“How do you pronounce ‘Apocalypse’?”
** Why is atheism a sausagefest?
What’s the scam here?**
Someone told them girls think atheists are hot.
Crunch crunch crunch…what am I stepping on…
Best friend committed suicide
Closed casket, I gather.
A new flavor in SPAM
I’m an idiot… and… a genius!
I spilled apple sauce in my SPAM®! Say…
**Would it bother you if your spouse declined an invitation because a certain ex was…
I’m an idiot… and… a genius!**
**Flying for the first time in 5 yrs. Things I’m not supposed to bring?
Why the hatred ? I just don’t understand. **
Do not bring your anger here. That’s not the kind of baggage they permit.
**Are there any government activities so secret that even the president doesn’t know about them?
Oprah Winfrey’s Political Beliefs. **
Is she CIA? NSA? On Every Day?
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**Constant Rearrangement of Furniture
Ask the Freemason
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Who sneaks into your house and secretly rearranges your furniture every day? WE DO!
Whatever happened to mutton?
What Really Happens to American Idols
Mutton becomes American Idol contestants. Then it gets eaten.
**FBi investigating Unabomber as Tylenol Poisoner
I’m an idiot… and… a genius!
**
I’m not sure which one the second thread’s referring to.
Whatever you do, don’t fart! TMI
Whatcha doing when the Rapture comes? (May 21, 2011)
Can’t wait for these to be reversed.
South Korean Man Crucifies Himself
Its been a while since we had a White Elephant Exchange - anyone keen?
I wonder what he got.
Area 51: An Uncencored History… book seems implausible
Why not hire new writers?
You’re about to be lynched. What do you do to play for time?
Simple question on being quiet
It makes sense to be very quiet when a lynch mob is looking for you don’t it?
Poll: Principal allows students to bring water guns to class- do you have a problem?
The Definitive “DOES SIZE MATTER” thread and everything related.
I had to run to the store last night for a super soaker and some bitch had the last one. There was no way my kid was getting second best, so we had knock down drag out right there.
New posts:
**What would you do with a 13-yo car with 64,000 miles on it?
Indy Time Trials! **
"All right, I’m going to say it…I actually LIKED…"
Movies You Didn’t Expect to Suck So Bad
**“All right, I’m going to say it…I actually LIKED…”
Candid Camera-type shows **
** Let’s talk seriously about Post-Rapture looting.
The Most Memorable Meal You’ve Ever Eaten
Let’s plan our post-rapture party!
Whatcha Doin’ Next Week When the Rapture Comes? (May 21, 2011) **
Loot, eat, and have a party!
"All right, I’m going to say it…I actually LIKED…"
Worst song ever? “Friday” courtesy of Youtube
Did you just openly admit that on a public message board? :eek:
Does anyone else miss cocktail napkins with jokes on them?
My cousin is worried my cell phone will give me cancer…"in the rectem"
“Rectum? Darned near kilt 'em! Haw haw haw!!!”
No, I don’t miss those at all.