Sequential Threads: Time for green beer and leprechauns

A question about sexual orientation & loss of virginity
Tell me about modern TVs

Taking a walk on the wild side can certainly have an effect on one’s orientation…

I can’t handle this. It’s green, it occurs in March, but it’s from Pakistan! It also has psychic powers!

Oh, yeah, I think it worships Isis.
I want my country back!

ISO advice for dissuading a family member from visiting
852 Commerce Ave, Cairo, Illinois

Just tell 'em to look at the pictures.

2000-2009: Worst Decade Ever?
A question about sexual orientation & loss of virginity

Now with 99% less virgins.

What if we flipped a switch and changed something major about how Humanity works?
I rented the kind of car I usually disapprove

The results didn’t turn out to be that interesting.

St. Patrick’s Day Joke Thread
I think my leg went and broke itself again.

What do you get when you ask a leprechaun to take you on pub crawl?

** Words (and expressions) that look or sound funny…
George Washington will fuck your shit up. **

What can I do about this? (Older man hitting on my child!)
My letter slipped under a neighbor’s door

Letter bomb?

**Bras that Close in Front
Where are the President’s balls? **

Where are the President’s balls?
“Black people must leave…” A Walmart incident.

What, he just left? I’d expect better from him, too.

In which I endeavor to make myself happy, by any means necessary
YouTube video of lorry pushing car along with driver oblivious

Next time pull off the road first.

**Is there any method of removing the Pope from office?
Magnetism
**

**Sequential Threads: Time for green beer and leprechauns
I can’t read any more **

So, you want to start a cult? Phase one!
Suggest sunglasses suitable for biking and daily use

What’s wrong with my lanmower?
Why Can’t My Kodak Work As A Webcam?

Technological gobbly gook about thingy ma jigs that don’t work with the internet.

How do you define being “cut off” while driving?
Females: Do you groom your pubic hair?

car doors - honda vs subaru
Why no wire hangers?

Hangers haven’t worked on door locks for decades. Save them for your antenna when it breaks off.

This one needs the “**Woman crashes car while shaving her coochie **” thread in there somewhere …

They aren’t sequential (yet), but

Leprechaun Bank Robber Killed

and

Vampire Robs Cabbie

would be almost perfect.

StG

**What has advertising convinced you to buy, or not to buy?
In which I endeavor to make myself happy, by any means necessary **

**Not really about Healthcare Reform & Politics, but…
I Hate Raccoons **

In fact, Healthcare reform is totally irrelevant

**Teabaggers mock man with Parkinson’s
There are scumbags and then there are these guys.
**
I’ll say.