Sweet Sequentialable You

**Tell us about the Mirrror-Mirror universe version of the Teeming Millions

Silicone, silicone, it’s ALL silicone!!!

**

Well, the women, anyway.
(d&R)

MPSIMS:
**Jokes with realistic punchlines
So, why DO raccoons like Wendy’s?
**Because the fat content and concentration makes scrounging through their waste bin more calorie-efficient than hunting for food in the forest or in neighborhood garbage pails.

In Cafe Society:

**1964 Gomez and Morticia Addams: Horniest television couple to date?
Appropriate music for sex
**

Something French, mon amour

In MPSIMS:

Welcome at the airport?

La! La! Cthulhu Returns

tsk,tsk.
Those as "I"s, not "L"s. The form you have seems to want a “Fa” in front of it.
Keep that up and Cthulhu will eat you last.

Two fora, but sequential on a New Post Search:

Fucking Bears…
Are there “rules” for a glory hole?

Are there “rules” for a glory hole?
Why Ketchup and Mustard?
On preview, I see WhyNot got in there before me.

BBQ:
**Fucking Bears…
Jerusalem Gay Pride Parade Cancelled Due To Violence
**

Cafe Society:

**Movies with Bully Scenes
Superman vs Captain Marvel
**

IMHO:

Tell us about the relative you dread seeing during the holidays.
Do you believe in ghosts?

Every year, it’s the same thing: My great uncle Eb showing up at the foot of my bed at 3:00am, rattling his chains around and pissing and moaning about how I’ve become too materialistic. Humbug!

My daughter is using my encyclopedia!
I am an idiot.

Can anal sex cause pregnancy?
First high profile homosexual ?

My guess would be the latter.

**White stains on red brick buildings

Are there “rules” for a glory hole? **

Well, one rule would be to clean up your mess…

I’m not sure if this belongs in my ice cream.
Fucking Bears…

From the Pit:

**There Is No Pro-Abortion Movement

Fucking Bears**

I didn’t think any of the pro-lifers accused us pro-choicers of that

**To: Dr. James Dobson, Self-Styled Expert on Christianity: A Short Bible Lesson

Grover Norquist is an ass**

I’ll admit, it’s been a while since I read anything from the Christian New Testament, but I don’t recall that being in there.

IMHO:

**Gay Republicans- How will the Party deal with them?

What’s the most painful thing imaginable?**

:eek:

** Sweet Sequentialable You
Ring the Church Bells 29 times… **

IMHO:

**What’s The most painful thing imaginable?

IDing for alcohol**

C’mon, being carded isn’t that bad…

“It’s a small Internet after all…”
“2006 Weight loss Club - November”

Don’t congratulate yourselves TOO much… :wink:

IMHO:

** Gym rats: are men in locker rooms more modest than they used to be?
So just how good are those no-caulk showers?**