What Does Postum Taste Like?
Sampiro, You Magnificent Bastard!
Hmm, Sampiro’s a unique bastard if he tastes like Postum.
read it without a pause, if you will…
Jaw-Dropping, Gut-Busting, Or Nauseating YouTube Clips: Give Me Some / Proof that americans do have a sense of humour.
**What’s the most painful thing imaginable?
I want one, to go with my 1920’s Style Death Ray
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**Petty theft at the nursing home
Do you want to smack the sh_t out of somebody? **
Nursing home thieves would be high on the list :mad:
**What I Want for Christmas
Jaw-Dropping, Gut-Busting, Or Nauseating YouTube Clips: Give Me Some**
**You won’t believe how my son hurt his finger
My cat is in the dryer**
There’s an untold story I can’t wait to hear in that combo! 
This one happened yesterday in MPSIMS, but I didn’t get around to posting it till now:
**My sinuses are a barometer and humidity gauge
I’m not sure if this belongs in my ice cream**
Eeeeewwww…
**My sinuses are a barometer and humidity gauge
Our Japanese dopers OK?**
Run! Sinus goo is about to flood Japan!
**What I Want for Christmas
Silicone, silicone, it’s ALL silicone!!!
**
yeah, that’d fit my fetishes…
CS:
**People who didn’t know that Ed Bradley was…
The Unofficial Christmas Music Thread. **
Front page:**
Can super-hot people be trusted?
Even Nixon looks good after 6 years of Bush**
So you’re saying Nixon can’t be trusted? No way!
Here in MPSIMS:
A Summoning…
My Dishwasher is a Cat Magnet.
You know, it might be easier just to open a can of tuna fish.
(Okay, I reversed these but it’s funnier that way)
New Posts:
So, what will the Iraq Study come up with?
What does “Uff Da” mean?
** Sweet Sequentialable You
Shot myself in the foot on Ebay
Share your Gout experiences
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This one would probably be funnier if the two were reversed, but it almost works in a Carnac-the-Magnificent sort of way:
MPSIMS
Silicone, silicone, it’s ALL silicone!!!
What I Want for Christmas
Psst! Look up five entries…
Cafe Society:
**Fry & Laurie as Wooster and Jeeves - worth watching? worth buying?
House 11/14
A question about “House” **
A triple play for Hugh Laurie
**Televised Executions: Yes or No?
I want one, to go with my 1920’s Style Death Ray **
But they already did it that way. Once. In 1960. It took 20 minutes.
**I Am Being Sued!
Good Morning, Criminal!
I am a bad person. **
That sums it up!
**Great moments in pretension!
OJ’s ‘Confesssion’ ? **
A threefer to take heed of:
Do you sleep through the night?
How does getting up early affect you?
Facial hair on women
:eek:
**Surprising self-descriptions
Yoga: 48, male, tightest hams in the world, should I bother?
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