GQ:
**Question about the old Greek story about the Spartan boy who stole a fox . . .
Is it stamped or metered?
**I don’t know…aaaaaiiiiiii!
What Christmas presents are you making this year?
Have you ever gotten counterfeit money?
No, but I know what I’m making for Christmas presents this year.
**Facial hair on women
How did you first find out about Santa Claus? **
MPSIMS:
**Excuse me waiter, there’s a hair in my salad
I want some mayonnaise… **
Imagine what you’d have gotten if you’d ordered bleu cheese dressing! :eek:
**My cat is in the dryer
Beware of Muffins **
More to the point, beware of what Muffins has left in the dryer…
**Odd sayings
Fruit flys like a banana **
Dude, those aren’t muffins…
GQ:
**How do you land a plane in a crosswind?
Fruit flys like a banana
**Sure, but how do we land a plane?
**Turduckens in Canada?
I’m going to cook a penguin instead of a turkey for Thanksgiving **
IMHO, HR Dept:
**Firing sick new employees
If they’re going to execute you, why do you care how it’s done? **
In MPSIMS right now:
What is the word for…
Proof that americans do have a sense of humour
**They’re finally leaving!
Thanksgiving mini-rants
**
**What are the effects of frequent masturbation?
What was “brain fever” in the 19th century?
**
Nurse! Another case of Brain Fever!
**Turduckens in Canada?
They’re finally leaving!
**
About time, too!
**Animal experiments with my budgie
We have two tiny kittens! **
One budgie = two tiny kittens!
**Secret Santa 2006
Uh-Oh…Another Kitty At Kasa Kalhoun **
SDMB Front Page:
What are the effects of frequent masturbation?
The Goops
GQ:In legal terms, what is a “Blue Note” document?
When did tits become obscene?
** I’m going slightly mad
Three Babies, One Cake, And A Lot Of Plastic Sheeting
**
or
**Three Babies, One Cake, And A Lot Of Plastic Sheeting
Torment the Cats Day!
**
**Best Christmas Memories As A Child
Half-naked children in restaurants? **
Ah, memories…