Attack of the 50 foot Sequential Threads

I don’t usually start these, but just now, on New Posts, I saw this rare pentuple sequence:

Why is this thread unavailable?
The latest trend in porn. (Warning: TMI)
Butterface girls
Either/Or
My stepson - the saga continues (long, semi-rambling)

In New Posts–

A bottle of red…a bottle of white

How much wine per day is too much?

IMHO:

**Question for those who have worked in a restaurant
When was the last time you fell down? **

A Cafe Society three-fer:

**Why John Lithgow Why??!!
The latest trend in porn. (Warning: TMI)
Richard Hatch Indicted For Tax Fraud **

Great. Now I’ll spend all day with a pornographic image of Lithgow and Hatch :eek:

They’ve taken away my free bus pass!
Learning a new skill as an adult

Your new skill? Walking to work!

**Why do you “sign” your posts?

You’re So Vain**

Ah, so now we know.

In GD:

The ethics of infant cadavers
How big a problem is pedophilia, really?

In Great Debates:

** The ethics of infant cadavers
How big a problem is pedophilia, really? **

Sickest. Sequential. Threads. Ever.

MPSIMS:

**
Hal Briston, you made the funnies!
I’m looking for a five-foot plastic shark… **

Did you say “shark” or “sheep”

MPSIMS:

**An historic moment: The 1st ever SDMB post from Afghanistan.
Far out… groovy, man (cool pic) **

Well, the “(cool pic)” part kinda ruins it, but still.

So sick it it was simulposted. That’s why I love this place. Errrg.

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Michigan high court says penis may not ensue on cable TV under First Amendment
Dumbest reason for lack of nookie I can think of **

In New Posts:

knocked up
Pregnancy is not a joke, not a magic fairyland, and you’re an idiot

Harsh.

General Questions:

**
What did the daily diet of a medieval serf or Roman workman consist of?
A bottle of red…a bottle of white **

In MPSIMS:

**Cannibal who ate my coworker (who volunteered to be eaten) being retried
I’d Murder For A Bloody Fag **

:eek: :smiley:

Dumbest reason for lack of nookie I can think of
Now this is ironic…
Apparently, I’m the only one in my house who can:

It would be better without the colon at the end. Meh.

In MPSIMS:

Suddenly, I’m very stressed.
I’d Murder For A Bloody Fag

**What did the daily diet of a medieval serf or a Roman workman consist of?

Rabbit Meat**

Not really funny, or even accurate, but it sounds oddly convincing.

**Gross uas out

Share a Recipe!**

Evidently you people are familiar with my cooking.

MPSIMS:

Great Secret of Freemasonry (Again)
Nobody wants my pie…

A threefer in MPSIMS:

** Is this a normal child’s behavior?
Severing Familial Ties
My Toddler Thinks He’s A Hamster- Advice? **