From MPSIMS, before a Mod crashed the party:
Joan Crawford: Re-mixed
I’d Murder For A Bloody Fag
That Joan, always going the extra mile for her loyal fanbase.
**Odd smells you love
Do you let your significant other in the bathroom when you’re on the toilet?**
Odd juxtaposition.
I saw earlier by browsing by New Posts:
Human Parasites
A question for lawyers
I had to laugh.
In GQ…
**Penis Yeast?
How to get the funky mildewy smell out of my sneakers? **
Besides H2O, what else can cause my weight swing?
Beltane
I don’t think that’s done much to fight ignorance :dubious:
In MPSIMS:
My Daughter’s Kindergarten Teacher Was Murdered Today
I got a papercut in my nose.
Maybe I’ll go to hell for laughing, but the odd juxtaposition of the extremely serious and the bizarrely comical had me in stitches.
New Posts:
Poll: What’s under your bed
Recommend an acoustic guitar in the $100-$150 range
GQ:
Do hogs jerk when they piss?
Really, REALLY stupid question about piss tests
in IMHO:
**The person with whom I would most like to spend an entire day:
Dip Me In Honey and Feed Me to the Lesbians **
New Posts:
**Favorite Fictional Foods?
Dip Me In Honey and Feed Me **
MPSIMS Threefer:
**I Don’t Want To Be One Of Those Parents…
sigh
My stepson - the saga continues (long, semi-rambling) **
Sighing about your stepson? Then you are one of those parents …
In General Questions:
** Is it “$20 million” or “$20-million”?
Penis on U.S. currency!?**
I’ll take $20 million in any form, even with a penis
From MPSIMS
I’d like to return this Jew
My apartment complex won’t give my security deposit back!
From MPSIMS
I just saw my sperm. Awesome!
Whale spotted in central London!
Now that’s just boasting…
** I just saw my sperm. Awesome!
50 things to do before you’re 30 - which have you done? **
Make that “49 things to do before you’re 30”
Good news, bad news
Bin Laden is threatening us. Should I be scared?
I just saw my sperm. Awesome!
From MPSIMS:
I’d like to return this Jew
**I love thrift stores! **
**What ho!
I have buyer’s remorse for slutty boots. **
**Why hasn’t Colin Farell been charged with rape?
Mind your own damn business **
Well, OK, I only asked. 
**Lets See How Innovative and Sarcastic You Really Are
Do the U.S. army have a nickname for Hostile Iraqi Forces? **
Okay… "Why, no. They invariably refer to them politely and respectfully as ‘The indigenous inhabitants, rightfully outraged at our unlawful occupation of their native land’ " .