Dawn of the Sequential Thread Titles (a modern remake)

In MPSIMS:

I’ve decided to become a Taoist

Being a monk takes balls of steel.

From the last few days in various fora:

**Are other developed countries having this same problem
Do zombies really exist?

Would terrorists want to attack Philadelphia, PA?
What’s wrong with New Jersey?**

COCKS AND BALLS is the 45,001 member
Woody wood

This was just a little weird:

Do zombies poop?

How you like your vampire?

In The Pit (of course):

Bush’s political ads
You fucking Nazi’s really are pussies
That’s tellin’ 'em GeeDubya!

MPSIMS:
How to tell if you are a redneck…

Do you name your cars?

Do you eat your boogers?

AND that is an example of a joke… not all rednecks eat their own boogers.

Birthday gift for 4 y/o girl. Suggestions?
IBM Thinkpads…

How many shaves does it take to get to the center of a disposable razor?
Bizarre messages on your answering machine

So, I had a date. What now?
Another Doper Baby

In the Pit:

Warrantless searches in Louisiana?!?! WTF?!
“I’m just being nosy.”