Sequential Thread Titles for the Straight Guy

Just now in IMHO:

What drives a woman into “making out” or “one night stands” ?
Experience with Synthetic Diamonds?

In MPSIMS:

There’s something colorful in my pants
Submit your risque photos for the calendar HERE

MPSIMS:

What did you have for your breakfast
Birth control pills

MPSIMS:

Guinistasia Did It…
T…M…fuckin’ I!

In IMHO:

Do you use floppies?
Yep, another thread about sex…

In Current Threads:

Homophobes can suck my dick.
Rumsfeld: “It will be a long, hard slog.”

In the Pit:

Why is this lotion SO STINKY???
Protection From Pornography Week, 2003

IMHO:

To the gun lovers of America.
You know about an affair. What do you do?

WHO SHOT THE LAWYER. I SHOT THE LAWYER!
I am here to apologize

Whatever pops into my brain.
What Would Freud Say About This?


The rest of these have been sitting in a notepad doc waiting for a sequential thread to appear…

Tired of “fund raisers” using my kids as free child labor
Your not getting into hell till you finish your still twitching baby arms

It’s dark in here…
Suck on my chocolate salty balls

Advice on Tanning Safely?
NurseCarmen is on my sh*t list!

If you like sex ... 
You can't fire me; I'm a volunteer  

China has just launched their first man into space
Let's go!

MPSIMS:

Some people think Ninjas are so cool, but…
You gotta keep things light hearted

Relationship survey: What are the majority of your fights about?
Geeks, dead horses and the flogging therof.

What was in Marsellus Wallace’s briefcase??
Things you wanted to like, but just couldn’t…

About half an hour ago in GQ (until I moved the second thread up, haha):

How do you store mushrooms?
What’s the vegetarian stand on the humble fungus?
Might make for an interesting question session…

F_X

Right now in MPSIMS:
You know you’re hooked on Dope when …
Your Gender is important to me.

IMHO:What was your status in high school?
National colours or Honda Odyssey or Toyota Sienna

What should I major in?
Geeks, dead horses, and the flogging thereof…

What was in Marsellus Wallace’s briefcase??
Homemade Biscuits - HELP!

I’m 24 and having chest pains.
Can Marijuana Use Cause Heart Attacks?

MPSIMS:

This newfangled composting toilet has me so excited! I’m gettin greener by the minute

As Johnny Knoxville once said, “I am awash in a sea of poo”

Right now in MPSIMS:

*Stuff to Do with a Canadian

Has anyone here taken a polygraph test? *
Wouldn’t be my idea of a fun date, but you never know about those Canadians.