Sequential Thread Titles for the Straight Guy

Can Marijuana Use Cause Heart Attacks?
I’m under attack! HELP!

In IMHO:

*Wiping – sit or stand?

Tongue-in-Groove? *

In MPSIMS:

*Martha Stewart, Watch Batteries, Yugos and Canadian Nickels

I just found another use for WD40. *

In MPSIMS

Sheer stupidity
I’m such a stupid dumbie PLUS a torrid Saturday night hookup.

Another in MPSIMS

So I had angles over for the weekend
Oh, my freaking God, ( Looong )

From the Pit:

Excuse Me, Madam…
No Means NO You Sick Old Pervert!

From IMHO:

How do you eat your kiwi?
I think you suck

Can somebody buy me this for Christmas?
Big, Creepy, Unidentifiable, Dead Thing…

Ominous set from MPSIMS:

Predict the Death of the Previous Poster
I may be watching someone die…

Crap, another set right above those:

Ask the ‘time traveller from the future’
Check out my new ride.