The Elusive Scouring of the Sequential Threads

BBQ Pit:

Things that piss IT people off
The locked Singles thread

Well, Fuck! Looks like he killed her
Let the poor woman die already!
Apparently we can’t even die satisfactorily

IMHO:
Design Your Grisly Death
Vasectomy Questions

CS:
**American Idol: March 22-23
“Constantine” Emergency Fashion Question **

(Gotta watch Idol to geddit, of course)

MPSIMS

Dear Secret Bunny
I’ve Won The Lottery!

I wish that at least a few of these dykey girls weren’t gay.
The perfect rug.

and

It’s Official. I Don’t Know How to Play Strong Pocket Pairs.
I am soooo Embarrassed!

MPSIMS:

What is your Starwars Name?

Any other unemployed Dopers out there?
-mdf

MPSIMS:

WTF did I just hear?
Ask The Former Phone Psychic

MPSIMS

Why the HECK are the church-bells ringing?

Ask the atheist, 15 year old, male Hoosier.

I’m going to beat the shit out of the next person that says to me…
I get it, you don’t like Fox News!

Why the HECK are the church-bells ringing?
WTF did I just hear?

I just know this thread is going to be left off of the DVD edition.

Let us speak of the evils of Christianity.:

Gladly the Cross I’d Eat
and
No Pledge, no job!

What’s your Latin motto?

The Name of the Place

Wal-Mart haters, what have you done lately?

Useless singling-out of corporations

Dopers who went past their bachelor’s degree.

What do humanities students do?

BBQ Pit:
I wonder if Terry Schiavo agrees with me …
Let the poor woman die already!

** Schiavo update:
Scientists recover T. rex soft tissue **

Ya know, all these Sequential Thread Title threads are doing a number on me. I find myself looking for them everywhere. I keep checking IMHO not to read the threads but in the hopes that

Does a nude photo of you exist anywhere on this earth?

might just have ended up next to

Finding Yonic forms everywhere.
This is unhealthy.

My 15 year old daughter smokes weed. Now what?
I want bread!

IMHO - Sequential Bad Puns:
I’ve got a pressing problem - I need a new iron
Dyeing to hear your hair coloring story

From the MPSIMS “Pay More Attention!” file:
Johnny Cochran Died
Johnnie Cochran Is Dead At 67

MPSIMS
My Puppy Doesn’t Like to Be Held
What kind of dog are you?