Sequential Thread Titles

I’ve never been much into the “Sequential Thread” thing, but this one’s got me giggling uncontrollably:

And as i look around my chair i realize…
Cows are inherently funny
…and now the bad news.

Maybe I’m just in a weird mood this morning, but this has me chortling.

The world’s easiest quiz.
Kerry Weaver bi-sexual?

[sub] I never do these either, but some of them are funny. [/sub]

Did you, by any chance, miss this thread?

Apparantly, I had.

I actually found this amusing.

I’m getting laid too much
…and now the bad news

From The BBQ Pit:

Finding Threads
“Put Some Clothes On, Britney”

From MPSIMS:

I’m getting laid too much
Great News and some weird stuff

Where I was this Weekend…
Stuck in a Pit Thread With You

From IMHO:

What’s the weirdest thing you have on you right now?
Tighty whities

From General Questions:

3 PARTER: EUNUCHS, CASTRATI, WAYNE NEWTON
Copious amounts of ejaculate

I just noticed these in MPSIMS:

I Can’t Imagine A World Without
Krispy Kremes — no big deal

But yours are funnier.

From MPSIMS:

I’m getting laid too much.
Nature is so disgusting

From SDMB Search:

Who is the cutest SDMB poster on the People Pages?
Elizabeth II, Queen of Belize

Look what the phunky UPS man brought me!
In case of Rapture bumper sticker…

Oh, and this just in:

Things I miss about being a kid…
thoughtless, selfish, inconciderate parents

What is a guy to do, but…
Name racerx’s boobs

From General Questions:

How much help will I get from the Better Business Bureau
Selling Babies
wolf189

To all European Dopers…
The Vampire Beast Craves Blood (there’s more to this title but that was the funny part)

New slang (warning:offensive)
Am I the only wuss?

weight gain with age…
am I the only wuss?

Sorry, couldn’t resist!

Oh, and the blowjob smilie shows up in my post. Bloody great.

Gee, thanks, you’ve forever ruined the :o for me. Maybe we should call it the Sue Duhnyhm Memorial Smilie?

Just spotted in the BBQ Pit:

In case of Rapture bumper sticker…
Then starve to death, you homeless fuck!

Highest Density Matter
Fat People

Just now, in MPSIMS:

Oh my God; it hurt so badly!!
I’m getting laid too much.

Somebody please make me stop!

I found this one ironic…
Koyanisqaatsi

Nature is so disgusting

A few days ago there was

I’m getting laid too much
The world is doomed

(something like that anyway)

From IMHO

The Scariest Public Washroom…
Chicago - Stuff to See and Do