Songs about masturbation.

Cafe Society
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Yeah, so my friends wife is going over seas for a couple of months due to her job.

Me being the Smart-Ass that I am, want to burn my friend a CD filled completely with nothing but songs about masturbation. Because let’s face it, he’s going to be doing a lot of it over the next couple of months. (Trust me, this littlle practical joke’s been a long time over due.)

So anyway this is what I’ve got so far:

“I touch myself” The Divinyls

“She bop” Cindy lauper

“Dancing with myself” Billy Idol?? (I think)

That’s it! That’s all I got.

Any more you all could add to the list would be greatly appreciated. :smiley:

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I think this has been done recently, but Greenday’s “Basket Case” would be an example.

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“Pictures of Lilly” by the Who.

ShibbOleth, don’t you mean, “Longview”?

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“Turning Japanese”, by…?

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Yep, I had a thread a while back about this. Let me see if I can dig it up.

Here

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Rosie , by Jackson Browne

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the Vapors

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The Vapors…who dissapeared like a…

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“David and Lydia” by John Prine

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Oops. I meant “Donald and Lydia”

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My Right Hand Man By Mucky Pup.

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Blister in the Sun - Violent Femmes

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Astral Plane by Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers

There’s a great cover of this song on the Saucy Monky album, Turbulence.

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“Rattlesnake Shake” by Fleetwood Mac.

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With a user name like that, you’ve got to include “Rattlesnake Shake” by Fleetwood Mac.

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Unfortunately, according to VH1’s True Spin series, it’s not about masturbation.

Which is a shame, because that was my favorite part about the song. :slight_smile:

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If someone else can lend a hand, there’s Jack U Off by Pansy Division.

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Love Like a Glove, by Carlene Carter

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Nobody’s mentioned “Orgasm Addict”? (Ok, there’s mention of non-masturbator sex, but I’d still say it counts.)
Also “Pump it Up” -Elvis Costello

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“When I Need You” - Leo Sayer

(arguably)