OK, after reading the Mae West thread, I began to ponder references to self-abuse in popular music.
The list so far…
“She Bop” by loveable ragamuffin Cyndi Lauper;
“Dancing With Myself” by Billy Idiot, err Idol;
“Turning Japanese” by the Vapors (wow! can’t believe I remembered the group name);
“I Touch Myself” the Divinyls;
can the Teemers suggest more?
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
            
              “Pictures of Lily” by The Who.
Why was “Turning Japanese” considered a masturbation song? Some slang term I’m unaware of?
 
Uke
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
            
              Well, the dope I had at the time from friends was the (somewhat racist) reference to one’s eyes being half-shut with pleasure, and doing it so often that there is a danger of the eyes staying that way…
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
              
                WIGGUM  
                
               
              
                  
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              “Blister in the Sun” by the Violent Femmes
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
            
              “Captain Jack” by Billy Joel.
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
            
              Whip It - By Deevoo
That Green Day song, whose name I cannot remember.
pat
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
            
              Would that be “Longview”, pricciar? I’m not sure I’ve got the right title.
 
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. 
– John Kenneth Galbraith
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
              
                Otis  
                
               
              
                  
                    November 19, 1999,  7:39pm
                   
                   
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              “Pump It Up” – Elvis Costello
 
“Stop the rope and let me in or I’ll go out and get some gin”
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
            
              Come on people (no pun)!
the answer is the one and only STROKE ME by Billy Squier
 
We live in an age that reads to much to be wise, and thinks too much to be beautiful–Oscar Wilde
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
              
                saraam  
                
               
              
                  
                    November 19, 1999,  9:52pm
                   
                   
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              “Turning Japanese” is about smoking dope. I think.
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
            
              Well, “Summertime” by Sublime contains a reference to masturbation, though it’s not actually ABOUT masturbation in the way that the other songs listed on this thread are. Ditto “Teenage Gluesniffer” by the Queers & “I Wanna Be a Homosexual” by Screeching Weasel.
Yup, the Green Day song is called “Longview”.
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
            
              Schiller’s “Ode to Joy”, used with great effect in Beethoven’s 9th symphony.
A rough translation of part of the poem:
Even the worm can feel pleasure,	 
and the Seraph stands before God.
As happy as His suns hurtling,	 
through the vast heavens,	 
pursue brothers, your path,	 
joyfully like a hero to victory. 
La franchise ne consiste pas à dire tout ce que l’on pense, mais à penser tout ce que l’on dit. 
H. de Livry
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
              
                Diane  
                
               
              
                  
                    November 19, 1999, 11:06pm
                   
                   
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              There is that song “Strokin” but I forget who does it - the song, I mean.
 
>^,^< 
KITTEN 
Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point.
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
            
              Billy Squier, “The Stroke”. He claims the song is about stroking one’s ego. Uh huh.
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
            
              According to the DJs on the morning show here, and PopUp Video, “Turning Japanese” refers to expression a guy gets while he’s climaxing during masturbation. Yeah, it’s kinda racist.
Here are the lyrics. Judge for yourself. http://hem.passagen.se/pareng/vapors2.htm 
Looks to me like some guy in jail is spanking it while looking at pictures of his girlfriend.
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
            
              Sorry. I’ll be a little more specific.
http://hem.passagen.se/pareng/lyrics.htm#Turning   Japanese
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
          
            
              
                saraam  
                
               
              
                  
                    November 19, 1999, 11:26pm
                   
                   
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              Sheesh, sometimes, I guess I would just really rather not know the real lyrics.
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
              
                Cabbage  
                
               
              
                  
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              I always thought “Turning Japanese” referred to the stereotypical Japanese person–taking pictures of everything.