Giraffe, Best. Pit. Cleaner. Ever.

Only took 5 minutes for Giraffe to save us from this mundane pointless thread:

THANK YOU!

Just how is this post any better than the one he moved?

Yeah, but how long will it take him to save us from this mundane, pointless crap? The world wonders!

It is not better just appropriate. :rolleyes:

??

Big deal. I’m sure he was just in the right place at the right time, is all.

That’s it, right there. Giraffe’s schedule seems to be just right to catch those threads before they turn into something that needs to stay in the Pit.

Well, for one thing, you posted to it. That automatically increases a thread’s value, or so I hear.

Gireaffe, the best Pit cleaner ever
Removes mundane threads, hide and feather
Points their way to the forum
To share nonsantorum
OPs and the chat they engender.

:smack: :smack: :smack:

That’s Giraffe, dammit!

:o :o :o

And I previewed, too.

:smack: :smack: :smack:

Huh. A giraffe gaffe.

Yeh. I need a carafe of nondecaf.

I clean my pits with Giraffe[sup]TM[/SUP] 9 out of 10 goats said their owners preffered it.

Just make sure to cut it with half Half & Half and half non-fat.

It’s that prehensility giving him an unparalleled advantage AGAIN.

Plus he can reach right to the bottom with ease, without getting a hoof dirty.

As always, the difficulty is in singling out any particular Mod or Admin out of a collection of such radiant brilliance, Solomonic wisdom and stunning sexual magnetism…

I just like the name.

This is the worst pitting ever. I wonder if I can delete it before the other mods see it and make fun of me…

Nah, they’re pretty much sniggering as we type.
Be proud. Think of all the Pitees you have saved today with your lightening fast index finger.
Or are you a middle clicker?

*Able to move threads in a single click, he is Giraffe * umm. man. Yeah, GiraffeMan!
Dude, can you change your handle so this will work?

Giraffe
(from Pit Side Story)


The most wonderful mod I ever saw:
Giraffe, Giraffe, Giraffe, Giraffe…
All the rules of the board enforced in a single word…
Giraffe, Giraffe, Giraffe, Giraffe…

Giraffe!

I’ve just met a mod named Giraffe,
and suddenly this thread
will never be dead
to me.

Giraffe!

I’ve just pissed off a mod named Giraffe,
and suddenly I’ve learned
how my ass can get burned
woe is me.

Giraffe!

Say it right and he’ll let you keep playing,
Say it wrong and soon you’ll be paying.

Giraffe!
I’ll never stop stalking Giraffe!

The most brilliant mod I’ve ever seen.
Giraffe.