Yay Giraffe!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

You thought this was going to be sarcastic, didn’t you?

But I find that Giraffe is the most even-handed and imperturbable mod on the SDMB, and find his decisions, especially thread closings, to be well-explained, rational and fair.

As mod of the BBQ pit, I theorize he’s kind of like Tom Hanks in the Green Mile, developing compassion as he deals with the worst of the worst.

He’s like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair. And a neck three feet long.

So huzzah for Giraffe!

Now watch him close this thread, as it’s not a rant.

2

Are they still running the ‘most pitted mod’ contest? He’s gonna be pissed to get a duff thread like this.

3

And fierce. Don’t forget fierce.

4

His score drops to zero after this.

5

Agreed. He’s an awesome mod.

6

He’ll be lucky to get out of here with zero. I’m guessing he’ll be in the red after someone drops the inevitable e-hugs.

7

It’s the tongue. Everyone loves the tongue.

8

Thanks, Koxinga. It’s nice to be compared to a Tom Hanks character that isn’t Forrest Gump for a change.

But, as much as I appreciate it, it really doesn’t belong in the Pit so I’m moving it to MPSIMS. If this makes all your warm feelings toward me curdle like sour milk in your mouth, well, I guess we all know what to do about that. :wink:

9

Just had top rub our noses in it, didn’t you? Didn’t you?

10

Run, Giraffe, run!

11

Does that reset Giraffe’s score for (real) pittings so he’s still in the MPM table (Most Pitted Moderator)?

12

This would normally belong in MPSIMS if it were about a regular member (and would arguably belong here if you were talking about Giraffe’s contributions as a member), but since the thread’s about a mod, it needs to be in either ATMB or the Pit.

So, off to ATMB it goes.

13

So sorry, Skip. It certainly wasn’t my intention to have it moved from forum to forum where everyone could see it. I feel just terrible.

14

If only Koxinga had added something about the artistry of your rulings, we could have slipped it into Cafe Society before sending it elsewhere.

15

And if it had been phrased as a contest, I could have dragged it off to the Game Room.

We could really have some fun with you, Giraffe.

16

Does Giraffe represent the apotheosis, the Platonic quintessence as it were, of authority figures?

(GD, here we come!)

17

Which of Giraffe’s moderator actions has been the most awesomest?

Now it’s a poll. Send it to IMHO.

18

is that your opinion or is it a fact?

off to GQ

19

You guys do know Giraffe’s nice act is just gamesmanship, so . . . .

20

I see that there’s some debate about this . . .

so you know where this is going.