Giraffe - drive by shitter.

Are you going through a rough time in your life? It’s not like I deliberately, personally insulted you. It was a simple word. I mean, really, what the fuck. How did a troll like you get to be a moderator?

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=405766

Do you feel some sense of entitlement that you can just ignore actual content and just move straight to the personal attacks? Do you feel some deep seated need to defend Bush? Does my irrational dislike of a simple word drive you into a fiery rage? Or are you actively fishing for some stupid ‘moderator pitting contest’? I realize this is the pit and personal attacks are allowed, but what about fighting ignorance? Maybe if you’re fighting alcoholism you need to take a leave of absence.

Fuck you you useless, pitiful, cock-biting, assclown motherfucker. Get a life, and get your tongue out of the neocons’ assholes. Thanks for not making a useful contribution.

Good grief. You really are as stupid as your “embolden” thread suggests.

OK. You started a Pit thread about a Pit thread in which you got PWNED. This one is going to turn out well. Let me be the first in this thread to say…

FUCKWIT!

What is your problem? You’ve been around here, supposedly, since 2002 and you don’t know about backfiring Pit threads? You yourself just said your dislike of the word was irrational. So why get your panties in a twist when everyone else, people who are quite familiar with the word after years of hearing this or that non-Bush person say it, chime in to tell you that you’re being a dipstick?

I’ll admit, things seemed to turn on you rather quickly and rather harshly, but that’s the way it goes in the Pit sometimes. Maybe it was just the wrong thread on the wrong night, who knows? But the point is, the thread backfired on you. Just suck it up, admit that the word is more acceptable and in more widespread usage than you thought, give everybody one last “Fuck you!” and get on with your life.

Fuckin’ liberals! Buncha’ hotheaded, irrational asshats, the whole lot of you!

Except Zoe.

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Silly pit thread prompts silly pit thread. It’s like turtles all the way down.

So you got the beatdown in the other thread for being a dumbass, and it looks like this thread isn’t going to go well for you either. When that becomes apparent, will you then start another thread bitching about how no one understands your tortured soul? Or will you just get the fuck over it? I await your reply with bated breath…

Giraffe was fucking hilarious in that other thread. You just came off like a dipshit. And now you’re doing it again.

You start a thread to complain about something unbelievably trivial which you justified with a laughably retarded premise and I’m not making a useful contribution? :dubious:

Sorry, chuckles. If you don’t want people making fun of you, don’t post really, really stupid things in the Pit.

I thought your hippopotamous was the one that did that.

You put your balls on display and handed out whacking sticks, bub. You deserved what you got.

Your thinking this would go over well is like the American Idol contestants who bray like dying nags and expect to go to Hollywood.

All other points aside, Giraffe is anything BUT a drive-by in that other thread. He mocks you quite thoroughly, and repeatedly.

It’s good that Born Too Late is here at the SDMB. :confused:

Our motto is fighting ignorance, and he’s really ignorant. :smiley:

Giraffe Drive-By Shitter? I was hoping for a link to a funny, but gross, photo.

You should have attacked his swimming abilities, not his excretory function.

Yeah, Giraffe posted 6 times in that other thread, more than 30 other posters who participated in mocking you. Why don’t you pit them as well?

Pretty much everyone else thought you were an idiot in the other thread, and I’m sure you’ll garner even more negative attention here. I’d have to conclude you are either even stupider than you appear (incredible as that may be), or trolling yourself.

At the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo, they sell crackers (3 for a buck) to feed to the giraffes.

Just thought I’d throw that in. Y’know, in case anyone cares.

I think you should change your name to born too early.

Drastically premature delivery, combined with dropping on the head as a baby, is the only explanation i can think of for such stupidity.

BWAHAHAHA!!

It was your actual content that Giraffe – and many others – ripped to shreds in the subject thread.

If I were you, I’d e-mail the mods and beg for a name change. You’d lose your brilliant moniker, I grant, but you’d be able to continue participating on this board without the shame and stigma associated with these two threads following you around.

Bad idea, born too late. You are emboldening nearly the entire board to pile on here. You’ve given Ford the idea to spend bags of money it doesn’t have on a new ad campaign, entitled “Emboldened Moves”. You’ve caused an uncontrollable outbreak of a veritable Embolda virus. I implore you to stop before you give yourself a pulmonary emboldism.