I haven’t read that thread, nor do I intend to. Nor do I know what was said, and I don’t care. I just wanted to come in here and be judgmental about you both. A couple-a prime cut whiffs, you are. Real poltroons, I might even say, if I knew what the fuck I was talking about. So whatever you said, you both deserve what you got and no mistaking, assuming one was right and the other not so.
I want Chefguy for my attorney.
If you’re going to complain about overused Bushisms, then you really ought to come up with something more original than a collection of overused Pitisms.
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BWAHAHAHA!!
It was your actual content that Giraffe – and many others – ripped to shreds in the subject thread.
If I were you, I’d e-mail the mods and beg for a name change. You’d lose your brilliant moniker, I grant, but you’d be able to continue participating on this board without the shame and stigma associated with these two threads following you around.
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That worked really well for His4ever, didn’t it?
[QUOTE=mhendo]
Drastically premature delivery, combined with dropping on the head as a baby, is the only explanation i can think of for such stupidity.
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Yeah, the soft skull will getcha every time.
Gadzooks, and you’re pitting only Giraffe? Mods are members too, and they’re free to join a Pit pile-on.
Forsooth.
[QUOTE=Lord Ashtar]
That worked really well for His4ever, didn’t it?
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You know posts like this just cause a lot of unneeded searches. 
You was His4ever?
Jim
[QUOTE=What Exit?]
You know posts like this just cause a lot of unneeded searches.
You was His4ever?
Jim
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= http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?userid=24744
I was not emboldened to contribute to this thread until I took the time to enreaden the original Pit thread. The worst thing that can happen to a person around here is for your Pit thread to turn into a joke thread, and not to feel embolden enough to laugh at ones self and shrug it off. We’re like Jr High School, but in a good way. Born too late, what the hell were you thinking when you opened this thread? Did you think it was going to get better? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
[QUOTE=Colibri]
Yeah, Giraffe posted 6 times in that other thread, more than 30 other posters who participated in mocking you. Why don’t you pit them as well?
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For Jah’s sake, don’t give him ideas. (And judging from the two pit threads, someone has to give him ideas, 'cause he hasn’t the brains to come up with any on his own.)
[QUOTE=What Exit?]
You was His4ever?
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No, me was not.
[QUOTE=saoirse]
I thought your hippopotamous was the one that did that.
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Too hard to fit a hippo into a compact car. Fortunately it had a sun roof for the giraffe.
[QUOTE=Lord Ashtar]
No, me was not.
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:smack:
Damn, how did Who become You?
[QUOTE=What Exit?]
:smack:
Damn, how did Who become You?
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Well, you see, when Who was on first, What Exit took the second left, and…
In Soviet Russia, Giraffe taunts you!
[QUOTE=EddyTeddyFreddy]
Well, you see, when Who was on first, What Exit took the second left, and…
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I don’t know … Third Base! 
often “stop digging” is considered to be good advice
[QUOTE=wring]
often “stop digging” is considered to be good advice
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Not if a giraffe is shitting somewhere nearby.
well, in that case, one wouldn’t want to be in the vicinity, let alone, be digging underneath.
[QUOTE=Harborwolf]
Too hard to fit a hippo into a compact car. Fortunately it had a sun roof for the giraffe.
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Over here we know how to get two whales in a car…!
(ok, that doesn’t work so well when emwrittened)